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#1 Seaman_Prime

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:37 PM

pregnant with a shadow creature and thats why his belly is described as a boulder.



#2 Ned Snow

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:45 PM

Ew lol. I dunno, he's probably just stocky. 



#3 R.O.Edwards

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:45 PM

who would the shadow baby be to kill?

and who is he doing it for?

is there a theory behind this or is a fat man to easy for GRRM to create?



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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:46 PM

Or a [shh] secret Targ [/shh]

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:47 PM

The "pregnancy" appears very quickly (in Mel's case it was anyway). And it is implied there has to be a sexual intercourse as well - so would Moqorro let his, ermh, back door open?

 

I think Moqorro is just fat.



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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:49 PM

Also when Melisandre births the shadow it is described in a way that seems almost like a genuine birth, Moqqorro is anatomically challenged here.



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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:51 PM

The shadow baby inside him is azor ahai, obviously.


Edited by Cassana Blackfyre, 23 November 2013 - 07:51 PM.


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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:55 PM

The shadow baby inside him is azor ahai, obviously.

No no no! Hodor is aa. It is known.

#9 Sullen

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:55 PM

Mel's murderous queef mastery is most probably a result of her training as a Shadow Binder, Moqorro is just a Red Priest as far as we know.



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Posted 23 November 2013 - 07:58 PM

Aside from the obvious problem of sex, I think it's because he's fat, but also very strong. As with Strong Belwas.



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Posted 23 November 2013 - 09:55 PM

Also when Melisandre births the shadow it is described in a way that seems almost like a genuine birth, Moqqorro is anatomically challenged here.

 

I guess he's just going to have to fart the shadow baby. It's going to be lethal, either way.



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Posted 23 November 2013 - 10:11 PM

Hahaha. I did not expect that OP.

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 10:14 PM

Also when Melisandre births the shadow it is described in a way that seems almost like a genuine birth, Moqqorro is anatomically challenged here.


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#14 Ally Cat of the canals

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:09 PM

I wonder who he is pregnant with Hot Pie? giving birth to Hot Pie would be like shitting a watermelon which is very similar to how he would give birth.  :eek:  :eek: 



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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:14 PM

/thread

what does this mean ?

sorry i'm not so great with internet acronyms etc.



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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:39 PM

what does this mean ?

sorry i'm not so great with internet acronyms etc.

It means 'close thread' - as in there's nothing more to say, this post has nailed it.



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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:42 PM

That's going to be one monster poop!

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 11:53 PM

pregnant with a shadow creature and thats why his belly is described as a boulder.

Stannis has been up to no good again



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Posted 24 November 2013 - 12:14 AM

Stannis has been up to no good again


Moquis? Stannoro?

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Posted 24 November 2013 - 06:49 AM

That's going to be one monster poop!

 

Would you say it's possible that Tywin too was trying to birth monstrous shadow twins when we last saw him alive?