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It almost reads like a joke. I can't imagine a person typing this and not wondering if it was a huge mistake. Luckily it seems kleargear will soon go belly up.
I need one of these at my cop job! I should hand out a Non-Disparagement Agreement when I get a call for assistance at my job. "Sorry, I can't try to help you until you agree to never bad mouth my service. If you later make a bad comment on Facebook or Youtube about me, you will be fined." Awesome. *
*DISCLAIMER: Yes this last paragraph was meant as sarcasm. I'm not responsible for any thread derailment caused by an anti-cop rant by someone taking this last paragraph as serious or taking it as sarcasm but failing to resist the opportunity to say something bad about a cop's statements. Furthermore, by having read this disclaimer you have agreed to the terms of being fined by this poster for up to $3,500 if you make such a negative post anyway and refuse to remove it within 72 hours of this poster requesting such removal.