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Tormunds Member


Bronn Urgandy

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We know that there is very little that GRRM includes without real reason, even as far back as on the journey to the Eyrie Catelyn thinks something along the lines of "my heart must be made of stone." and lo and behold, after some creative surgery, Lady Stoneheart.



So is Tormunds constant, and hilarious talk of his cock subtle foreshadowing that he's going to father the next Shadowbaby? As we know, the most potent penis in Westeros at the moment belongs to Stannis Baratheon, as it is responsible for the deaths of two of the series biggest wise-crackers, with all this talk of Tormunds member and its physical traits, is there a chance that Mel could goad the giants bane into trying to upstage Stannis' own sword? Or is it bigger than that? Is Tormunds member in fact, Lightbringer? Has it been under our very noses this whole time?



I'll give you a chance to take it all in.


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Very first TWoW chapter at the wall will show the scene right after Jon is stabbed:


Everyone is confused and shouting, Marsh is trying to explain himself to the angry crowd and out of nowhere Tormund comes through the crowd Member in hand swatting crows aside left and right and uses it like a mallet to pound Marsh into the frozen ground.


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Very first TWoW chapter at the wall will show the scene right after Jon is stabbed:

Everyone is confused and shouting, Marsh is trying to explain himself to the angry crowd and out of nowhere Tormund comes through the crowd Member in hand swatting crows aside left and right and uses it like a mallet to pound Marsh into the frozen ground.

Tormund's Member will be a new PoV in the next book.

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Guys... what if his member is the wall? Well, actually, he did say a bear took HALF of it. The wall is that half. :D

Good point, if the Wall falls in the next couple books, Tormund could prove the ultimate hero of the series and sacrifice the other half to rebuild it.

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Indeed. Nissa Nissa was the bear he... uh, plunged, Lightbringer into... and she ripped off half, to make the wall.

The half could have ... uhm .. broke... when he tried to temper it for the first two times. Perhaps Tormund's member is not yet done!

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I hope there is a Tormunds member reveal and he has a tiny cock

And you can be sure it will be tiny too, no one brags about something that much unless it isn't true.

Its like the guy that constantly talks trash and brags about what a badass he is, only to get knocked out in one punch by someone half his size. Badasses don't have to brag about how badass they are, they know they can kick your ass , no need to run that mouth to prove it. And people that have huge dicks do not feel the need to tell everyone how big it is, they let the girls they have pleasured pass those tales for him. So where are all the women that would surely have been lining up to sample such a large shaft as Tormunds?? Yeah, I think you have your answer, they don't exist, and neither does his giant pekker.

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