Bronn Urgandy Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 We know that there is very little that GRRM includes without real reason, even as far back as on the journey to the Eyrie Catelyn thinks something along the lines of "my heart must be made of stone." and lo and behold, after some creative surgery, Lady Stoneheart. So is Tormunds constant, and hilarious talk of his cock subtle foreshadowing that he's going to father the next Shadowbaby? As we know, the most potent penis in Westeros at the moment belongs to Stannis Baratheon, as it is responsible for the deaths of two of the series biggest wise-crackers, with all this talk of Tormunds member and its physical traits, is there a chance that Mel could goad the giants bane into trying to upstage Stannis' own sword? Or is it bigger than that? Is Tormunds member in fact, Lightbringer? Has it been under our very noses this whole time? I'll give you a chance to take it all in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickeen Baratheon Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 There is not enough room on this forum for a thread mentioning the, might of the magnar! The bane of the others! Tormund's member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I'd love to read Mel's chapter when this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yolkboy Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I hope there is a Tormunds member reveal and he has a tiny cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickeen Baratheon Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I hope there is a Tormunds member reveal and he has a tiny cock Blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassBlackfyre Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 You're all wrong. Bran wargs into Tormunds member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon of the Dead Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Tormund's member is a secret Targaryen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agamemnon Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Very first TWoW chapter at the wall will show the scene right after Jon is stabbed:Everyone is confused and shouting, Marsh is trying to explain himself to the angry crowd and out of nowhere Tormund comes through the crowd Member in hand swatting crows aside left and right and uses it like a mallet to pound Marsh into the frozen ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Very first TWoW chapter at the wall will show the scene right after Jon is stabbed: Everyone is confused and shouting, Marsh is trying to explain himself to the angry crowd and out of nowhere Tormund comes through the crowd Member in hand swatting crows aside left and right and uses it like a mallet to pound Marsh into the frozen ground. Tormund's Member will be a new PoV in the next book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitering Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Tormund's member is a secret Targaryen And a Faceless Man, don't think too hard about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassBlackfyre Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 And a Faceless Man, don't think too hard about that one. A thousand eyes and one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickeen Baratheon Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Guys... what if his member is the wall? Well, actually, he did say a bear took HALF of it. The wall is that half. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agamemnon Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Guys... what if his member is the wall? Well, actually, he did say a bear took HALF of it. The wall is that half. :D Good point, if the Wall falls in the next couple books, Tormund could prove the ultimate hero of the series and sacrifice the other half to rebuild it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickeen Baratheon Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Indeed. Nissa Nissa was the bear he... uh, plunged, Lightbringer into... and she ripped off half, to make the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Indeed. Nissa Nissa was the bear he... uh, plunged, Lightbringer into... and she ripped off half, to make the wall. The half could have ... uhm .. broke... when he tried to temper it for the first two times. Perhaps Tormund's member is not yet done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Kenny Dondarrion Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I am getting sick, i think i will need a break from this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I'll give you a chance to take it all in.Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Verily this fandom is populated b puerile twelve year olds. I cannot express in words how much Tormund irritates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Net-Viper X Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 I hope there is a Tormunds member reveal and he has a tiny cock And you can be sure it will be tiny too, no one brags about something that much unless it isn't true. Its like the guy that constantly talks trash and brags about what a badass he is, only to get knocked out in one punch by someone half his size. Badasses don't have to brag about how badass they are, they know they can kick your ass , no need to run that mouth to prove it. And people that have huge dicks do not feel the need to tell everyone how big it is, they let the girls they have pleasured pass those tales for him. So where are all the women that would surely have been lining up to sample such a large shaft as Tormunds?? Yeah, I think you have your answer, they don't exist, and neither does his giant pekker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseHB Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Haven't you heard that Tormunds member is light bringer and Jon being Azor Ahai will wield lightbringer to fight the others with it. Lightbringer has more explosion than Dany's dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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