KingOfTheDirewolves Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Tormunds Member will not feature in the books anymore then a mere mention, it is to great for the mortal world to comprehend without screaming like fangirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Stark Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Tormund's Member is currently attached to Robert Strong's neck stump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninewinter Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Tormund's member is the real reason why the Others are invading Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You're taking Tormund's member out of context. We can all agree that it holds major power, even magical power for that matter, potent enough to destroy the Wall or rouse sleeping people. The only theory that makes sense given the surroundings is that Tormund's member is the Horn of Joramun. Mance has been digging around in all the wrong places to find it, how ironic is that. I seriously wish the wildlings won't feel the need to use it, since I really don't want to know who blows it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You're taking Tormund's member out of context. We can all agree that it holds major power, even magical power for that matter, potent enough to destroy the Wall or rouse sleeping people. The only theory that makes sense given the surroundings is that Tormund's member is the Horn of Joramun. Mance has been digging around in all the wrong places to find it, how ironic is that. I seriously wish the wildlings won't feel the need to use it, since I really don't want to know who blows it.Wait a sec (no, not you Nick Saban), I mean think about it... If Tormund's member has the power to rouse sleeping people and Jon is in a coma then all we need to do to wake the Dragon from stone is have the Mead-king tell Satin to move over and, well you see where I'm going with this, right? After HBO reads this, that scene with Renly & Loras will look pretty tame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roose The Weddingcrasher Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 ah nvm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Wait a sec (no, not you Nick Saban), I mean think about it... If Tormund's member has the power to rouse sleeping people and Jon is in a coma then all we need to do to wake the Dragon from stone is have the Mead-king tell Satin to move over and, well you see where I'm going with this, right? After HBO reads this, that scene with Renly & Loras will look pretty tame. Hmm, I think you might be onto something. Or, perhaps I should say, I fear you might be onto something... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 There is not enough room on this forum for a thread mentioning the, might of the magnar! The bane of the others! Tormund's member! Tormunds member; the sword in the darkness, the shield that guards the realms of men Tormund's member is a secret Targaryen Har!garyen Sorry... A thousand eyes and one Haha Verily this fandom is populated b puerile twelve year olds. I cannot express in words how much Tormund irritates me. Har! *subtextual And I'd love to see an analysis of subtextual erotc nuances in Wildling culture, the parallels with Dothraki culture and how both suggest that Martin has spent more time reading 70s romance novels than would be considered healthy. Think about it: Jon/Ygritte is basically a reverse gendered example of the "no, no, no, yes" trope but Ygritte is only interested in Jon because she mistakenly believes that he is playing out said trope-which in her culture makes him a desireable mate. Then there's Tormund's own bear story, which, if he were talking about an actual woman/metaphorical bear, comes off as a rape story. If it's an actual bear, then it comes off as an attempted rape story, because by his own words, he was willing to ignore his partner's forcible thrashing. * Wildling romance is based very firmly on the "if she doesn't want it, she'd have fought back" idea, at least according to Ygritte. We have little idea how it is for the Thenns or how queer sexuality works out, Do women steal each other? Do men? What if a man were to steal a girl too young to fight back? Jon does question the system but Ygritte just fobs him off. *And, y'know bestiality. Yes, I understand it was probably a joke. ... Har!? You're taking Tormund's member out of context. We can all agree that it holds major power, even magical power for that matter, potent enough to destroy the Wall or rouse sleeping people. The only theory that makes sense given the surroundings is that Tormund's member is the Horn of Joramun. Mance has been digging around in all the wrong places to find it, how ironic is that. I seriously wish the wildlings won't feel the need to use it, since I really don't want to know who blows it. Oh my!?! Isn't one of Tormunds nicknames "hornblower"? Oh... My... Wait a sec (no, not you Nick Saban), I mean think about it... If Tormund's member has the power to rouse sleeping people and Jon is in a coma then all we need to do to wake the Dragon from stone is have the Mead-king tell Satin to move over and, well you see where I'm going with this, right? After HBO reads this, that scene with Renly & Loras will look pretty tame. Eek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian Lannister Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Was about to take it seriously until you suggested Lightbringer... 10/10 would read again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfTheDirewolves Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Wait a sec (no, not you Nick Saban), I mean think about it... If Tormund's member has the power to rouse sleeping people and Jon is in a coma then all we need to do to wake the Dragon from stone is have the Mead-king tell Satin to move over and, well you see where I'm going with this, right? After HBO reads this, that scene with Renly & Loras will look pretty tame. Wow. You sir or Madam win the Internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Guys... what if his member is the wall? Well, actually, he did say a bear took HALF of it. The wall is that half. :D LOL! I actually did, in fact, LOL! :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted December 6, 2013 Author Share Posted December 6, 2013 Was about to take it seriously until you suggested Lightbringer... 10/10 would read again Horn of Joruman is feasible though, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Horn of Joruman is feasible though, right?Only one way to find out. I'll let you give it a try. (It's about time for Not In The Face to chime in, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Lepus Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Oh my!?! Isn't one of Tormunds nicknames "hornblower"? Oh... My... Tormund can blow his own horn...without bending his back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harzoo Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Jon Arryn was actually talking about Tormund when he said that "the seed is strong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfTheDirewolves Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Jon Arryn was actually talking about Tormund when he said that "the seed is strong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfTheDirewolves Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Tormund will revive Jon, because It's funny. Not sure if Ygritte's ghost would approve though, or Val, or Satin. Still, teh lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Tormund will revive Jon, because It's funny. Not sure if Ygritte's ghost would approve though Mouth to member resuscitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnivil Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Guys... what if his member is the wall? Well, actually, he did say a bear took HALF of it. The wall is that half. :D Wait. A bear took half of it. Jeor Mormont was LC of Night's Watch at the start of GoT. What is Jeor's nickname? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelanisticMelisandre Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Wait. A bear took half of it. Jeor Mormont was LC of Night's Watch at the start of GoT. What is Jeor's nickname? Hahahahah I'm dying of laughter. Tormunds member is the legimate ruler of westeros. Although no ruler is long enough to measure it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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