Fanless Mace Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 How did the Dothraki populate?!?!Think about it: the book says Drogo takes Dany in the rear, as is their custom. Now when Dany shows Drogo to look into her eyes and do the business, Drogo does not seem used to this at all. As we have seen when Dothraki rape and plunder they take them in the rear, but as seen with Lollys, Westorosi rape the good old fashioned way.This leads me to my question: how do the Dothraki have kids?I was hoping this would be an interesting topic, but it's actually quite inane. Somebody needs to explore positions beyond Missionary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanless Mace Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Maybe they're all Messiahs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roddy the Ruin Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Someone missed the Super Bowl.i watched part of it. Then I went back to netflix cuz there wasn't a real football game on. Just the Seahawkes tearing the Broncs up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden of the Wesht Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Wow absolutely hilarious well done OP good job XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenedstark Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Looks like the Dothraki pepper their Angus well: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/544/108/8e3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRANDON GREYSTARK Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA, SNORT, thank you for the humorous moment of the day . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bemused Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I missed this the first time around... I needed that laugh..Thank you so much, guys, i'll be giggling all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Table8 Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I'm going to take this as a serious question. "In the rear" does not mean anal sex. It is possible - and I assume relatively common - to have vaginal intercourse using the position preferred by the Dothraki. So the answer to your question about Dothraki reproduction is: they have babies like everyone else. They just prefer to use that specific sexual position for cultural reasons, which are, after all, the same kind of reason the so-called "missionary position" was the prefered position in the Christian west. Both positions will be as effective in achieving conception.Oohhhhhhh. I think I get it. But.......won't the baby come out backwards then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr's Little Finger Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I wonder why GRRM decided that the Dothraki only have doggy style sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ummester Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 This thread - You've got to be shitting me :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane snow Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I wonder why GRRM decided that the Dothraki only have doggy style sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane snow Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I wonder why GRRM decided that the Dothraki only have doggy style sex. Cuz that's how horses do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 GRRM quit writing and became a farmer because of this. Hope you're proud of yourself, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Well first, there is a mommy and then there is a daddy. When they really, really, really love each other alot they plant cabbages in the garden. They water them and let the sun shine on them and keep the bad weeds away, and then all of their love and care brings them a Dothraki Screamer! Horse not included.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlKnight Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 The stork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePosterThatWasPromised Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I'm sorry, I fail to see how the Dothraki's preferences in bed (or on ground, rather) affect the stork in any way...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 How did the Dothraki populate?!?!Think about it: the book says Drogo takes Dany in the rear, as is their custom. Now when Dany shows Drogo to look into her eyes and do the business, Drogo does not seem used to this at all. As we have seen when Dothraki rape and plunder they take them in the rear, but as seen with Lollys, Westorosi rape the good old fashioned way.This leads me to my question: how do the Dothraki have kids?The 6 pages of replies to an incredibly stupid post just shows the depth of depravity in these forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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