KingOfTheDirewolves Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 So, instead of grave digging the old thread which I can't seem to find, I decided to start V2. So heres how it goes, you ask Stannis a question and someone replies as Stannis and replies to it. Dear Stannis, Why did we let the old thread die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Hey Mr. Baratheon, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll centre of a Tootsie Pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfTheDirewolves Posted March 10, 2014 Author Share Posted March 10, 2014 Hey Mr. Baratheon, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll centre of a Tootsie Pop? Dear MyLittleFinger. What's a Tootsie Roll? Sincerely Stannis Baratheon, titles titles In all seriousness whats a tootsie roll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Dear MyLittleFinger. What's a Tootsie Roll? Sincerely Stannis Baratheon, titles titles In all seriousness whats a tootsie roll? Tootsie Pop is a candy...though it tastes like such ass I hesitate to use the term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Smith Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Dear Stannis, Why did we let the old thread die? Dear King of the Direwolves, The old thread betrayed me, and justice had to be served. Signed Stannis Baratheon. Next question: Dear Stannis, what would you attribute to your poor approval ratings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikkel Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Dear King of the Direwolves, The old thread betrayed me, and justice had to be served. Signed Stannis Baratheon. Next question: Dear Stannis, what would you attribute to your poor approval ratings? Dear Mr Smith, I attribute my poor approval ratings to ignorance and the faithlessness of men. Also, the inconvenient lack of the Lords of Westeros somehow having a single neck. Next question: Dear Stannis, I surprisingly find myself with an over-abundance of peaches, ham and onions - do you have any cooking tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyscouser Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Dear Stannis, At work I supervise a dozen salespeople. When I ask them how things are going in the field they just tell me what they think I want to hear. I don't have time to follow up with each and every client, and I can't do my job effectively if I don't have a clear picture. I'm so sick of people blowing smoke up my ass. Surrounded by Fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daario's man Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Dear Mr Smith, I attribute my poor approval ratings to ignorance and the faithlessness of men. Also, the inconvenient lack of the Lords of Westeros somehow having a single neck. Next question: Dear Stannis, I surprisingly find myself with an over-abundance of peaches, ham and onions - do you have any cooking tips? Dear Mikkel, Boil the ham and onions with lots of salt, simple salty food is best. Throw the peaches away. Next question: Dear Stannis, what is your favourite colour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfTheDirewolves Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 Dear Mikkel, Boil the ham and onions with lots of salt, simple salty food is best. Throw the peaches away. Next question: Dear Stannis, what is your favourite colour? Dear Darrio's man, I have no favorite colours, what use are they Dear Stannis, At work I supervise a dozen salespeople. When I ask them how things are going in the field they just tell me what they think I want to hear. I don't have time to follow up with each and every client, and I can't do my job effectively if I don't have a clear picture. I'm so sick of people blowing smoke up my ass. Surrounded by Fools Dear Barmy, Tell them that if they do not start giving good advice you will burn them Dear Stannis, why must I be so much more beautiful than you? Sincerly, Renly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aryagonnakill#2 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 OK, signed in on a computer I do not even use for this. Dear Stannis, Dear Darrio's man, I have no favorite colours, what use are they Dear Barmy, Tell them that if they do not start giving good advice you will burn them Dear Stannis, why must I be so much more beautiful than you? Sincerly, Renly In this way I will not attract such fools as Loras Tyrell and Brienne of Tarth who claims to be a knight but was never knighted. Such deeds will not go unpunished in my kingdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorn Gottes Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Dear Stannis,summer is coming and I'm too-fat-to-go-to-the-beach :frown5:What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newfather Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Dear Stannis, summer is coming and I'm too-fat-to-go-to-the-beach :frown5: What should I do? Dear Zorn, Put down the cask of wine and look around. It is snowing. If you are serious about losing weight, though, I suggest you contact MyLittleFinger, who seems to have no conception of what good candy is. Defer to him on all matters of tastiness and you shall not be tempted toward gluttony. I have attached his contact information below. -Stannis Tootsie Pop is a candy...though it tastes like such ass I hesitate to use the term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Dear Stannis, is Melisandre's red hair real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Dear Stannis, is Melisandre's red hair real? Dear gammaerys, In this instance, I will only say that the myrish carpet does match the drapes. Of course, one should not pay attention to such nonsense while performing one's duty in bed. Mine own wife's mustache is as thick of texture as my late brother Robert's fierce beard, but it never kept from performing my annual duty as a husband - Stannis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Danny Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 My Liege,How attached are you to your grace's daughter? I pray you produce another heir for she is cursed, as well as her fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Dear Mad Danny*Grinds teeth* How attached are you to your hands and your tongue for any man who dares speak lies about my heir shall have neither.-Stannis Dear Stannis do you have a good dentist cause you sure grind your teeth alotSigned. A Bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Meera Reed Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 So, instead of grave digging the old thread which I can't seem to find, I decided to start V2. So heres how it goes, you ask Stannis a question and someone replies as Stannis and replies to it. Dear Stannis, Why did we let the old thread die?It's not dead. http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/63977-dear-stannis/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Dear Stannis i only have this urgent and very important letter to forward to you :Yur GraecI sael for Scagoos on a mishon that meaye bringe yu ehit thosund swourds.I heav not abandined yur cuaes, and will return soccsesful or not at aal.Give my lov to Devan, sire.Meanderle is not yur enemeMay the graec of the sefen kep yu and the light of rihiulr warm yuDavos SeaworthHand of the king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Dear gammaerys, In this instance, I will only say that the myrish carpet does match the drapes. Of course, one should not pay attention to such nonsense while performing one's duty in bed. Mine own wife's mustache is as thick of texture as my late brother Robert's fierce beard, but it never kept from performing my annual duty as a husband - Stannis:rofl: :lmao: Dear Stannisi only have this urgent and very important letter to forward to you ::lol: Dear Stannis,I have done a terrible thing. Some former guests of mine left me behind on the road and have since gone missing, I fear they may have come to harm. As these guests may one day have become your subjects, I wondered whether you would accept three large pies as recompense?Sincerely,Mr. M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Dear M You may keep your pies.Pies are a waste of perfectly good vegetables which should be eaten separately with only salt as seasoning.P.S If you ever try to give me a pie with peaches in it I shall burn you and your whole house in the name of the one true god and the one true king-Stannis Dear Stannis seeing as you like dogs if I got you a puppy would you be happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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