Chatty Duelist Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 (Forgot who made this joke) *Cersei and Stannis' second day of marriage.*Cersei: I'm going to the Sept to pray.Stannis: Is that what you call fucking your brother?Cersei: ...how did you know?Stannis: I have a pulse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbison from Ibben Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Tyrion Lannister / Myranda Royce I really think this one could work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Brandon/Ashara: because I believe that it was Ned/Ashara Brandon/Lyanna: :cool4: Doran/Cat: :cool4: Oberyn/Elia: :cool4: Rhaegar/JonCon: :cool4: Robb/Wylla: :love: Victarion/Dany: I have reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreyWickedMagician Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Theon/RamsayThey would be great couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DarkHorse~ Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Throbb :leaving: Is that Theon/Robb...so overrated! :rolleyes: Lets crank things up a notch and go with Jobb! My unsullied friend actually said the first display of sexual tension she seen on the show was that stare between Jon and Robb in the Direwolf pups scene. :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chebyshov Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Marg/Arianne (you all want this to happen) and for the luls Moonboy/Cersei And a foursome with Cersei Ser Strong (undead Mountain) moonboy and patchface Wun Wun/Jon Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Lets crank things up a notch and go with Jobb! My eyes still bleeding after a Jobb fanfic I read two weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DarkHorse~ Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 My eyes still bleeding after a Jobb fanfic I read two weeks ago. Haha, yeah don't go there! You do get some good ones with 'crack' pairings but the majority of them are just...dirty situations just for the hell of it. No plot what so ever. I still can't figure out how a guy can have a baby in a world with no technology..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 The most cracked of pots I can imagine right now would be Arya and The Late Lord Frey. I kind of like the idea of Arya ending up with Elmar Frey. They have this history neither of them knows about, and he could disavow his family over losing his princess and killing her brother and mother, and then become a good guy. He could take another name and he and Arya could rule the Twins together with Nymeria and the fearsome wolfpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complexphoenix Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 The most cracked of pots I can imagine right now would be Arya and The Late Lord Frey. I kind of like the idea of Arya ending up with Elmar Frey. They have this history neither of them knows about, and he could disavow his family over losing his princess and killing her brother and mother, and then become a good guy. He could take another name and he and Arya could rule the Twins together with Nymeria and the fearsome wolfpack. I could see Arya going to bed with a Frey... but they wouldn't be sticking it in her, she'd be sticking them first :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghosts in winterfell Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Is that Theon/Robb...so overrated! :rolleyes: Lets crank things up a notch and go with Jobb! My unsullied friend actually said the first display of sexual tension she seen on the show was that stare between Jon and Robb in the Direwolf pups scene. :uhoh: Relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Sansa Stark Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Sansa and Brienne = The Lady Knight and the Princess. I absolutely love it that the true fantasy classical trope that hasn't been subverted is strictly about women. :love: :wub:. It is as if they strictly came out of Arthurian Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanless Mace Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Hodor and Dog...no, that's TOO weird. How about Osha and Littlefnger then? She could tame his wandering wantonness with her wild ways!BTW...can someone explain the use of the word "ship" in this forum's title? I know "crackpot" of course, but I've never heard of "Crack Shipping." School me please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 You want a pot so filled with crack you end up on the FBI's 10 most wanted list ? Here. Arya Stark and Jaime LannisterOberyn Martell / Lysa TullyViserys Targaryen / Gatehouse AmyVictarion Greyjoy / Brienne of TarthRoose Bolton / Arianne MartellDany / Randyll Tarly Stannis/Asha - almost makes sense, if you squint Actually, yeah. It would hilarious too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obebb Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I ship Ellaria and Cersei so hard. And I have been thrown onto the Brienne and Sansa ship Oops I almost forgot Meera/Osha :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Jade Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Cersie/HodorReal Arya/ RamsayDrogo / Sansa - maybe shed get more interesting like Dany didDany / Hound - afraid of fireCersie / Drogo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Jade Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Brienne / Mountain - run for your lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Drogo / Sansa That is a very cracked one indeed. Here's another: Missandei and Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obebb Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Brienne / Mountain - run for your lives Oh my goodness they would start a race of new giants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acosta Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Blackfish is still a bachelor, right? And fat Walda is probably about to be widowed. Melisandre and the High Septon could prevent the next thousand years of religious wars. Myrcella and Rickon after every other Lannister has been killed would kind of be a laugher and kind of be poetic justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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