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The idea is simple: You post one word, and together with other words it forms a story. You can't post twice in a row, and please attempt to use correct grammar and stuff. As cohesive as possible.

The first 9 volumes were about Smallrus, the small walrus, and the adventures he had with his friends and enemies, but that tale is over now. This new story focuses on the McGreg family and their allies and enemies. The cruel Lord Dowager Greg rules from the city of Jethrosalia, but his foes are many: three mysterious women named Ludovica, Bethmoora and Abimbola, all with their own agenda; Mr. Llama, and a legion of mangos; Hercules; the odd virgin Dorkstar; the meth cooks Heisenberg and Jesse; a man called Vladimis; and even God himself. While armies clash and posters sometimes appear in the story themselves, the war for world control has begun, and anyone can die, no matter how often...

Previously:

Volume Ten: A New Beginning
Once, a woman decided Bethmoora swallowed Nuada whole. She denied that aliens were nocturnal, since Russia developed gigantic whales. The octopuses gathered to decide the fate of Russia. Abimbola prayed to Qciffvhoraagosletrock to flip Dork. Suddenly, the woman used her dress to seduce Ludovica, leading millions towards starvation. Ludovica chastised infants by implementing mercy, but Abimbola controversially stands atop the staggeringly tiny armadillo, which denies Dorkstar entrance. Then, someone turned to Mormonism, and enchanted the asylum for his penguins. Ludovica raged against her BFF, who urged to kill the nude wench, who smelled anachronistic incense. Nuada broke arms, breaking rules before the night dawned. Dorkstar, busy banging nobody, grew impatient for bloody martinis, ripping into moves by Cthulhu's underwear. Abstinence was Yagami's curse to L's leprechauns, because procreation is recreation. Surprisingly, Virgin was swallowing watermelons wholeheartedly, because persimmons hallucinated, lest bananas. Magic was defecated through buttholes, which smelled odd but snoozed out Bethmoora's snitzel. Then, a cactus hurted his eyeball, since a puppy slashed Abimbola with a bratwurst encampment at Nipple Mountain. Dorkstar sang the hymn of hyenas. Ludovica surmised that fairies who aver-ate mushrooms (because, apparantly, it encouraged hedonism) were actually obese teachers. Light-kun did nothing towards defending Alpaca's virginity. However, Alpaca was haunting Minamoto-san. Lord Dowager unleashed his monkeys and laughed at orphans. Gregling cried shrilly because Alpaca morphed into tangerine bicycles because nobody Talamasca jejunum terrified terrifying llamas. The almighty Dorkstar flirted shamefully with his great-aunt Frank, who relinquishes lovely chimeras and decimates entirely incompetent nations. Gregling wept his balls and nuts uncontrollably in rage at Empress Millennial. He encouraged manliness despite being female. Greg was displeased about his tiny draconic earlobe, which danced on jazz. Incognito licking nostrils of Mr. Alpaca, who beat the crap out of Greg while his pet fantastically humped infected rod of destruction. Sister Ludovica seduced fellow sorceresses Oswalda and Janice Soprano, while playing questionable cello concertos with tuba enthousiasts of humble upbringing, who saw demonic demons. Abimbola nourished by beets, whilst Hammurabi shamelessly attempted to return to Nerdvana. Princess Miley evoked controversial silence to ministers of Russia. War against flowers began and resulted in total destruction. Rognar Magnificentbeard waited for Christmas. A Halloween shocker about virgin chihuahuas of Constantinople. It was twincesting Jon's fantasy of Old Nan having breakfast. Meanwhile, forces beyond imagination are prancing ponies whilst orcs impregnated Old Nan. Young prohibitionists sabotaged the pregnancy because it threatened salvation for Heracles' quest: to have the last word.

Volume Eleven: Mangoes Everywhere
Ludovica brooded on her self-righteous sexuality. It oozed men and mice, milking her udders lasvisciously. Greg stroked his erect balloon, while Ludovica tortured herself within an alcove within her mind. Suddenly, Greg beat himself up with an iron maiden. Dorkstar Ser bedazzled by Dorkstar's delicate ego crumbled like tinfoil because Mario impregnated Dorkstar's daughter in Soviet Crimea. Ronald McDonald had multiple mandingos pleasured for cash. Meanwhile, puritans bitch reaped God's soul, selling her tears of orphans like chicklets, because reasons. Kungsmurfen found hidden radishes stored mischievously, so they sucked merrily in hydrogen dioxide, just mangoes mangoes juice mangoes poisoned faithless smurfs by dragons who feasted on ever mangoes reserve was exquisite. Inconceivable betrayal by by Ludovica, who brooded on penis envy and cameltoe jealousy. Wondered thus the who rutted the continuously meandering river drainage while Bethmoora bedded Mr. Alpaca. Considering, Ludovica's betrothal was looming dreadfully close. Mr. Alpaca shot Bethmoora in her breast, killing the woman and her baby. Then, Geoffrey Rush was summoned by Thor to Winterfell, into fluffy angelic angels. Ludovica dreams of penises so large that she may want one inside Mr. Alpaca's bottle-mouth. Shockingly, she awoke undead, humping and awakening that manly Mr. Hardon, who knew until yesterday there was dead gods' whores, which live beneath mangoes mangoing trees in unburdening, so, there, mangoes can wait until Mr. Mango decided that if Kinslaying could slay some mangoes, because mangoes mangoing with peaches peaching... *gasp* Crazy! Pomegranates pomegranating consequently leads to consequential events, exploding watermelons. Mangoes peaching peaches ended, fortunately. A whore called Strawberry ate Gregling's father Gregory, who mangoed himself Ludovica stabbed herself, despite advice from doctor UnBethmoora. She continued from UnLudovica's grave, crying. Her song "Mangoes" echoed lyrics, throughout mourning-hardened resolve for Switzerland. War doesn't penetrate foreskins from behind the curly wall. Invaders captured ovaries from a nest of Martian rodents, that nibbled captured Swiss sperm. Panties UnLudovica when UnLudovica said "mangoes" to river. She went overflowed with renewed strengths in Lake Mangoe of Switzmangoeland.Life flowed eternally. UnLudovica returned. Ludovica breathed and died again. Then revived, hale died but revived eternally. She died. But UnBethmoora returned life. Bethmoora, fucked, was permanently revived. Bethmoora lived, then dragons appeared on Ludovicavania Fire Nation. Switzerland hard. Greg gazed naked and shivered with exhilaration. The Targaryen dragons exploded like zits ejaculating on Cersei's belly. Ludovica's ghost enviously disappeared, Then poop screams "aaaauuuuggghh!!", followed because by burning mangoes mangoed mangoes. Mr. Alpaca returned. Ludovica's returned corpse died never more. Long before: Ludovica sucked cock, hard, many times. Pornography aroused Bethmoora. Tempting offers came into opportunity. Private Mangoesson wailed 'MOONBLOOD!' before vomiting bile and Thizz, disgusted by Mangoesson, vowed vengeance on Bethmoora Inc. for kidnapping his UnLudovica. The origins of this feud lie beneath derelict catacombs built by mangoes. UnLudovica smelled mangoes. Putrid mangoes spewed like watermelons, otherwise known as incest. Mr. Alpaca sucked nipples voraciousy, chafing.

Volume Twelve: Everybody Dies
Nuada's heart festered with cherries, which flavored like victory. Mangoes killed her shamelessly, then rot crept stealthily into some moon's headquarters' miasmic kittens. Mr. Alpaca died. This story sucks. Everything sucks. So Ludovica decided to kill Bethmoora. Kirkpatrick fled mango Island. Ludovica hastily sucked cherry-stones. Ludovica visited and had chased everyone so they stumbled and fell forever. Gregling died, but then lived. But everyone died. Then everyone returned, where there was smoke covering all lands. Hercules quivered. Vladimis died. The like like like likeness liking of mangoes. UnVladimis mangoed. Communist spartans abhors relationships on drugs. Jupiter went topless because DarkGeomancer died. Rebellion ensued. Vladimis was revived. Vladimis went vacationing in Westeros but died. UnDarkGeomancer sucks manwang hard. UnDarkGeomancer reborn on a virgins toenail. Princess Ravenna died after cruel torture. UnRavenna Digivolved nostalgic into MegaUnRavenna just after murdering Leonardo da Vinci. MegaUnRavenna destroyed Greece. Ancient armies awoke undead, and gathered many sympathisers from Australian kangaroos. UnVladimis UnDigivolved into crazy offspring and died. Ms. Alpaca cheated on Ludovica's wife, she inserted life. Iron foot blames hand, not until Heisenberg cooked crystal meth for him and burned Ludovica, resurrecting her because UnRavenna wanted mangoes everywhere. Lollyana died happy. Heisenberg died. UnHeisenberg grimaced deliciously until comets descended from space. Destruction preventer consumed meth amphibians. Luckily UnHeisenberg didn't hesitate to exist. Space engineers hyperventilated, then tangoed towards Uranus. On closer inspection it turned out to be a farm. Meanwhile at marshmallow, terrible Ivan knocked up the underage nurse. UnVladimis regained wealth, by winning suspicious looking hatrack. Martians snorted hummus over blow, somewhere Spock decided UnLudovica (who killed Mallorificent) plotted against Batman. Batman retaliated with bat-tools and meringues, resulting in havoc and destruction on Uranus. Russia waged war everytime on aliens and they waited sixteen thousand billion years. Suddenly, everybody Digivolved into Decepticons. Evil UnHeisenberg dyed meth blue. UnMr. Alpaca fought valiantly before Megatron killed Ms. Alpaca again. Suddenly, UnVladimis pissed UnMs. Alpaca off. Prince Unlawyers Ploddipop moonwalked himself towards sun rays. UnLudovica revived Mr. Alpaca, then he faied to reproduce. Mr Cuddles' alpacas rejoiced, because moon kittens scratched Cybertron. Rafael's bitches fell from Uranus. He seduced pufferfish with stealing kisses. Everytime she wanted trifle. Unfortunately, fortunately, mangoes die. Khaleesi shat on mangoes everywhere. However, mangoes died forever. UnMangos died. Speculations speculated over speculators proved pointless. Puritans tried awakening Rafael. When thunder struck, UnLudovica butchered kittens. UnHeisenberg divorced his UnJesse and commited UnSuicide. Saul protected UnJesse from springbreakers. Agast, aghast, said "aghast." That Stannis came into UnLudovica *gasps* voraciously, followed by *groans* *chokes* *screams* *baby* collapsed.

Volume Thirteen: Apocalypse Now
Pregnancy allowed UnLudovica to have heirs. UnVladimis abruptly left and destroyed Camden, NJ. Mangoes destroy nothing. UnLudovica leapt over Stannis after he stole the baby, taking away life. UnBaby of UnR'hllor leads followers into Cersei's kingdom. Only twice has Cersei shat. UnPoop cried. UnLudovica walked toward giant gates. There she pondered immortality, then lights blunt flashed, and light-headed, stumbled upon fourteen fleas pyres, unwittingly triggering the apocalypse. UnR'hllor activated reserve weddings. Plethora married her shieldmaiden Gladis. Armies fought countless sheep skins. Florence's culling spread babies. Florence's left only was self-derogatory curmudgeonism. Millipedes, diplopodas and kurkensleems crawled feverishly across Uranus. There, werewolves plotted infamy against Florence, because curmudgeonism made a liability of the President. Abimbola betrayed her when diplopodas discovered Florence's secret (smelly). The secret is locked in a guarded room. Salad tastes horrid. TheAbominableSnowOther died... revived... then died again. Room for dragons with fire cannons die. UnRoom mango'd against UnSnowOther, only to find itself defeated. Explosions rained, destroying methlab technicians and cooks. They evaporated instantaneously. Though UnHeisenberg attempted burial, he escaped throughout, although UnDarkGeomancer knew hew to die. However, UnDarkGeomancer's resolve hardened. Centurions inhaled stars, ravenously devoured by ghostly UnSnowOther. UnRavenna decided Florence should shower only to wash with her fet, inches separated. Princess Amadala got pregnant by UnSnowOther. Jealous pandagod plotted kidnapping UnSnowOther's kittens after Amadala raged. Many plots erupted. Mr. Cuddles died. UnCuddles revived, then died. UnUnCuddles stalked UnSnowOther, so UnUnCuddles revived and died. UnUnUnCuddles died. UnUnUnUnUnUnUnUnLudovica, whistled, then revived. UnNed beheaded pandagod. Headless Ned died with his honor sullied. Papess died. UnPapess revived. UnPapess V2.0 died. UnPapess V2.0 upgraded to death, so killing was okay. Reviving wasn't possible. Jellybean DIED. Vikki lived by sucking Jamelia's tits. Jamelia blatantly absconded her privates to Japan. Ricka swallowed sperm, birthing Paulpaulpaulpaulpaul in pain, then unleashed diarrhea. Her sister-mom, Ludovicala, sedated Iron Hawk, starting Wangfest, allowing sperm-swallowing. Revived Iron Hawk shot Mangolia! This sperm-baby, the Mangolian Iron Hawk, died. Stormed UnMangolianIronHawk killed himself. Florence schemed to kill TheAbominableSnowOther. Mr. Cuddles died. Iron Hawk destroyed everyone. Lost Florence jumped beds because betrayal was arousing. Vladimis died. It died. MangoMan killed MangoWoman for adultery inciting ninjaism. He died mourning. Knights marched onward. Mr. Rogers lived until winter froze Florence's pipes. Florence ran into Roger's bed. Suddenly war erupted throughout Midlands brawling.

Volume Fourteen: Jethrosalia vs. Heaven
War pigs devastated Jethrosalia after Iron Savior pillaged adjacent towns. Ludovica looked upon her mustache, thinking, "I should freeze my genitals forever," while defenestration took Misasoh's knitting needles away. Sounding tremendously relieved, Mr. Died died. Dead, he pondered life. The difference between life and immortality was only death. Philosphical people suck. Ludovica got an STD. She didn't understand what it was. Dr. Marphisty treated the STD but died. This sucks. The results are tampered. Ludovicala listened intently, unintently. Gandolf determined his dick infection cannot fulfill prophecies. Surgery on UnGandolf revived him. Evermind harassed prostitutes by not complimenting beauty. Evermind digivolved, not. Prostitutes revolted. Nevermind exploded bloodily. Next, UnFrodo blowed UnGandalf flacid wang off his balsack. EunuchUnGandalf boarded Posiden's pink lips. Mangomon laughed as purple haze flowed by. War threatened the seas and forests, but messengers arrived just before destruction reached them. The Jethrosalians enslaved Bangladeshi maidens, forcing bodies to pleasure undead CrippledGod. For years, they plotted to annihilate clerks and priests. King CrippledGod crushed the rebellion of prostitutes. Looking glass heated and shattered, cutting CrippledGod's member screaming 'Frozen.' Spiky spikes spiked the spiky center of spikes. Piercing Heavan, slaying Michael and Lucifer, their was father was enraged and summoned Hercules to war against the Jethrosalians. Chaos reigned, Jethrosalians raged but couldn't defeat heaven's gods. Sorcerers died in pleasure. Goddesses writhed in ecstacy, and gave birth to Voldemort! That creature is a pedophile, which sucks lollipops. Lollipops were lolled for Sparta! Huge Spartans betrayed masculinity. A gay orgy started suddenly before moonrise. Asshole-depraved hordes of whores. Ragdolls invaded heaven, just mango Mango mango mango mangoes mango, against sanguine mangas. Greg farted loudly enough to shake hands with dirty Sanchez. Greg fathered Ludovica once. Ludovica was pregnant by FirstOfMyName, with IronHawk. Mk'hra blowjobed IronHawk many years. Xbalanque is baked by ovens. Greg hugged Ludovica, then backstabbed FirstOfMyName with imperialism, which began taking control by sacrificing carrots. Noisy baracudas. When Ludovica started war again. Jethrosalia. Monday began in Jethrosalia. Tuesday began again after some blood. Wednesday foodrive. Tuesday ended. Friday too. Hercules spoke inspiring quotes. Disease ravaged innocent beings, scarring souls. Then Podric arrived at the disco. Panic ensued after Godzilla kissed Frodo. Next, purple Samwise shot Godzilla. Across galaxies, Myzchachzs bit with EnuchUnGandalf's command. Hell rose, millions rallied to war. Storms ravaged Heaven, causing Jesus to panic. Angels. This caused. This angered Iluvatar, because darkness enveloped Heaven, making God rage.

Volume Fifteen: Squirt
God damned Aardvark to Canada. Threatened angels converged on puppies with lollipops flavored like Scientology. Ludovica pleasured UnBundy for weapons and discovered secrets. Jethrosalia was under pressure from Maple County gangsters, who threatened to exterminate the mangoes and succeeded. Gregling wailed in agony as Ludovica disposed of his forbidden juice. Never again would he taste the sweet goodness. Holy SHIT!!! Obviously Green defeated Black with only one Pokémon and Digimon. Ludovica chased the last mango, torturing all who banged him, except for Dorkstar, because of his Night Cloak. Instead Godzilla stomped on cupcakes. Greg didn't wake up because he wanted dreams to turn into whores that don't take money. However, the whores luckily wanted UnBundy after declaring themselves cheap. Sellswords were usually spending time with petunias. Dorkstar died in battle but saved Later the Alligator. UnDorkstar was resurrected by Mr. UnLama, who sacrificed a monkey. Shockingly, Dorkstar blamed poisoned wine for his diarrhea, which spoiled the present perfect party. Music was played by haunted, naked nymphs, cavorting wildly and jolly. Hercules stabbed his mailman, because a pidgeon shitted on his tongue. The Jedi Master laughed at the Westerosi knight, who faced Death with a lightsaber. Stupid twins screamed 'Phantasam!' as angels snorted cocaine and fished piranhas out of UnHeisenberg's belly. Gregling decided to crucify his friend, Even Steven. Leven Lollys butchered pornographic cartoons. Abimbola journeyed from Milan and encountered feeble witches, who carried yummy brownies. Ultraviolence was Gregling's nemesis. They fought against Korova and UnHeisenberg. Upon finding many decomposing frogs they fingered UnJesse. Cops sobbed venom until UnJesse kissed ass. New Mexico got old, so UnJesse plotted with plots, getting Cersei high and pissing. Oovero sang "Rains" until Tywin regurgitated gold. Prince Charmless charmed charmingly until slapped by uncharmable ponies repatedly. Ludovica betrayed heartless Cupid, who hated everyone taller than him. Ernie wasn't home, Ludovica ran crying towards Bert, who vanished - "poof" - and reappeared wearing only a wonderbra. Bethmoora mangoed the Lord of Lords as Gregling backstabbed his father just above the church. Greg plowed Gregina lustily while stroking his cock *squirt* cock *squirt* cock *squirt* dick *faints* schlong gardens. Gregne felt violated, so cried "wolf" until Gregling smacked Greg. This beer inebriated women afar. Regina screamed "MERCY!" but it was too late. Fallen soldiers were scattered about battlefields. Ludovica resurrected them and died. Gregling declared himself king by law. Fin.

After the dramatic ending of V15 - Ludovica sacrificed herself to resurrect a destroyed army, and Gregling usurped his father's throne - what will happen next? :eek:

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