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If ASOIAF Characters Were (Extreme Metal) A Band/Genre Of Metal


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Arya Stark is fucking metal. It is known. \m/

Many metal songs could be ideal for her and the other Starks - wolf-blooded, pagan, predatory.

Here is one for the "Night Wolf" :

FUCKING WATAIN, BRO!

Im so happy im not the only one with a black metal background, it's desolate here on long island

Ok,

Stannis Baratheon:

Emperor - "He Who Sought The Fire"

And again he came to cherish

The comfort of mysteries

Inspiring and far away

Timeless in the moment

They painted immortality

Forever drawn towards the centre

Of this ensorcelling flame

Yet, still in fear of the sacrifice

It would take to know its name

"Do not despair", said the mystery

"You will always have a friend in me

Until the day you break my code

Then I will be gone and you are free...

...to manifest another"

Towards the heavens he did aspire

Now he shall burn who sought the fire

Some will mourn the ashes cold

While others behold the inferno unfold

Forever drawn towards the centre

Of this ensorcelling flame

Yet, still in fear of the sacrifice

It would take to know its name

Now he shall burn who sought the fire

To manifest another

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A trio from a more hard-to-define band - Woods of Ypres:


(Lyrics here: http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Woods_of_Ypres/Woods_III%3A_The_Deepest_Roots_and_Darkest_Blues/175374



Perhaps an older Sansa moment here, or even Bran ?




This could fit for Bran and any number of other wargs ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nh-yj1e_SQ




And some Stannis ? (Or even Balon or Victarion - :lol: !)


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JonCon- Winds of plague. Not because he's particularly badass or they're particularly good but he's bringin that GreyScale to Westeros.

haha i like the connection.

Asha = Iron Maiden (just because of the connection)

Thoros Of Myr = Fireball Ministry

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Bloodraven = Blind Guardian. That and nothing else.

Others = Wintersun

I can actually see Bloodraven being Opeth actually. I don't know why. A little bit of sorcery, a littlebit of ferocity

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Just figured I'd throw this in here, parental guidence suggested ;) (and I'd also strongly suggest, finding the music video)

Ramsay Snow to Theon Greyjoy (The Birth Of Reek)

Cattle Decapitation

"Forced Gender Reassignment"

Monolith of Inhumanity

Fear breeds contempt in the heart of a man
One has to question this common trait -
why do we hate what we don't understand?
Forced into a body and damned with intelligence
Shoved into a soul, wired with circuitry you cannot control

A tradition so ancient that evolution will circumvent
Hell-bent on ideals instilled since birth
A price on life - the fleshes worth

Somewhere in this organism's development
A separate path taken - possible defect awakened
Some feel it was simply a choice and use morality
to strengthen their voice

For this rather Christian indoctrination
we have such sights to show you
The gimp shall get to know you motherfucking biblically
It's bound in human leather
Desensitized, its sanity weathered
To the wall your arms and legs are tethered
Say hello to your new gender

First we start with your private parts
Snip cremaster -your testes fall apart
Pain makes you faint as I slit your taint
While you're unconscious I just wait....

...Now you're awake, just in time as I make this incision
The next step in your sex revision
A slice up the shaft and around the corona
Unsheathed penile muscle exposing the urethra

Welcome to forced gender dysphoria
How does it feel to be a woman now and not a man?

"Unnatural and unclean!
Lord, please forgive them as this is not what they mean
Are you there and are you listening?
Why would you even let this happen to me!"

Shut up and take it
Just accept your new life
Look at it this way... you'll make a dashing wife

As for your new husband...
We had to perform a hysterectomy
BUT, we managed to save your penis...
...and stapled it to her pubis

In order to elude tissue rejection
For 7 days she must avoid erections
Since we grafted glands to make a clitoris
These operations are always hit or miss

An evolution of the self-destructing human parasite
A revolution - an advancement of human technology
A dissection - of the birth-given sexual organs
A solution - to the world's overpopulation

Now for the fun part - I introduce this:
my new Cradle of Judas -
perineal puncturing device also juices the fruit of the human
as force is applied, grinding and winding intestines and
inside around it like a drill bit - turns anatomy into a visceral
swill grating, excavating and making its way through the
body like a bore - finding its way out the
mouth announcing the gore

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*WARNING: Parental Guidence Suggested*

The Mountain That Rides, Gregor Clegane, slaughtering the Targaryen children for Tywin Lannister:

Devourment

"Babykiller"

Butcher The Weak

Here I come
They call me
A beast like none before
I suck the abscess of dead infants
I want some more
I am baby killer
I kill pregnant sluts and whores!!

Splaying inside the womb
Red and wet I tear chunks from the p**** Red and wet mangled unborn baby
Eat the meat dripping from filthy...
C*mstained, blood-soaked, rotten c*** Infant skull exploding in my mouth
Its brain on the floor
I grab its tongue and tear it out
Dead meat for me. I can't believe
How much this baby is bleeding
Its tiny stumps pours out more
Then its dead mothers open sores
Its guts paint the floor
Its flesh I shall gorge.
It seems feasting on young infant flesh has made my semen leak.
I am aroused. F*ck I'm crazy
I f*ck the blood. I need meat on my c*ck.
No meat can satisfy me. I must spew my seed
Spunk flows throughout the mangled infant. now I'll chop it up
Chunks of guts fly as I stand with baby skin all over me
Forcing the blood-soaked gore unmercifully down my throat
Pieces of baby are lodged inside of me
Over and over I feast on it's death
It's all gone. I want some more
I turn to it's mother
Blood is still flowing strongly from her butchered p****
I drink from her fountain, stench of menstrual gore
Gagging on chunks of sliced up p****
I feel pressure....
Pushing in my brain
The force caves in my head
My eyes eject slowly
Where's my knife?
I plunge my knife in
Inside my head
My veins are seeping
Warm streams of red
My tongue tastes so horrid
I must swallow it
Gore taste so scrumptious
Enough to wash it down with piss

I still dont know if i should label the lyrics or if im even allowed to post lyrics like these haha, i do post a warning before every post though.

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