KingslayerHodor Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Hi everyone! I've been rereading ASOIAF for the past few days with the intention of deciphering the sex scenes that GRRM wrote throughout the five books. And I think I've come to an astounding conclusion, and I've developed my own theory which I think will be one of the most discussed and well-proven theories on the boards. Let's consider one of the scenes in the books: When she emerged from the lake, shivering and dripping, her handmaid Doreah hurried to her with a robe of painted sandsilk, but Khal Drogo waved her away. He was looking on her swollen breasts and the curve of her belly with approval, and Dany could see the shape of his manhood pressing through his horsehide trousers, below the heavy gold medallions of his belt. She went to him and helped him unlace. Then her huge khal took her by the hips and lifted her into the air, as he might lift a child. The bells in his hair rang softly. Dany wrapped her arms around his shoulders and pressed her face against his neck as he thrust himself inside her. Three quick strokes and it was done. “The stallion who mounts the world,” Drogo whispered hoarsely. His hands still smelled of horse blood. He bit at her throat, hard, in the moment of his pleasure, and when he lifted her off, his seed filled her and trickled down the inside of her thighs. Only then was Doreah permitted to drape her in the scented sandsilk, and Irri to fit soft slippers to her feet. Khal Drogo laced himself up and spoke a command, and horses were brought to the lakeshore. There's one thing to notice here.Khal Drogo took 3 strokes to have an orgasm. This actually seems to be a recurrent theme throughout the books: let's see some more evidence. Tyrion turned to look. It was true. The eunuch had vanished, skirts and all. The hidden doors are here somewhere, they have to be. That was as much as he had time to think, before Shae turned his head to kiss him. Her mouth was wet and hungry, and she did not even seem to see his scar, or the raw scab where his nose had been. Her skin was warm silk beneath his fingers. When his thumb brushed against her left nipple, it hardened at once. "Hurry," she urged, between kisses, as his fingers went to his laces, "oh, hurry, hurry, I want you in me, in me, in me." He did not even have time to undress properly. Shae pulled his cock out of his breeches, then pushed him down onto the floor and climbed atop him. She screamed as he pushed past her lips, and rode him wildly, moaning, "My giant, my giant, my giant," every time she slammed down on him. Tyrion was so eager that he exploded on the fifth stroke, but Shae did not seem to mind. She smiled wickedly when she felt him spurting, and leaned forward to kiss the sweat from his brow. "My giant of Lannister," she murmured. "Stay inside me, please. I like to feel you there." Tyrion took 5 strokes while Khal Drogo took 3. As I said, we're noticing a pattern here. It's basically physically impossible to come in just a few thrusts, not even if you're really excited. My theory is this: Tyrion and Khal Drogo both suffer(ed) from premature ejaculation. What do you guys think Tyrion should do for this condition? I suspect ADoS might be about him seeking treatment in Essos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingslayerHodor Posted April 19, 2014 Author Share Posted April 19, 2014 Doesn't anyone like my theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajk Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 As I doubt this for Drogo, I'll attribute it to the fact that Dany is supposed to be super hot (most beautiful woman in the world etc.). as for Tyrion seeking treatment for it, the only place he can get treated for it is Asshai. he will also learn how make shadow-babies there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Woodland Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Doesn't anyone like my theory? ROTFLMAO... Sorry got nothing to say any man on this forum wants to hear..... :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRANDON GREYSTARK Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 They both have two legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajk Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 ROTFLMAO... Sorry got nothing to say any man on this forum wants to hear..... :rofl: You'd be surprised at what some men like to hear :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarkNaked Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I think you've come to this conclusion too early. Might want to give it a few more goes, work a little harder and stretch it out a little...... :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I guess I would point to Drogo giving Dany the option of saying "no" on their wedding night while Tyrion let Sansa choose not to be bedded on theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I guess I would point to Drogo giving Dany the option of saying "no" on their wedding night while Tyrion let Sansa choose not to be bedded on theirs. Which side does this provide evidence for? Are you saying they weren't eager to go ahead with the beddings because they were afraid of being embarrassed by their problem? I think if Tyrion had this problem, Shae would have mentioned it in her testimony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedwyck Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Wasnt this the first time in awhile that Tyrion had sex? If so that could be one reason why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Which side does this provide evidence for? Are you saying they weren't eager to go ahead with the beddings because they were afraid of being embarrassed by their problem? I think if Tyrion had this problem, Shae would have mentioned it in her testimony. No, because they actually cared about their wives' consent. Wasnt this the first time in awhile that Tyrion had sex? If so that could be one reason why. Tyrion had been screwing Shae. He wasn't incapable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Woodland Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 You'd be surprised at what some men like to hear :devil: Just still smiling, I would love to have shares in one of those companies that sell pills & other aids for men to "last longer" Sorry maybe it's because I haven't known that many men, but with a lot of guys I wouldn't want it to last any longer than that... Most guys don't have a clue how to give a woman an orgasm with their member, it's actually quite rare to find a man that can actually stop after a few strokes if he's sufficiently aroused before the deed begins. & no I'm not LBGTI just an old ex wife & mother.. :cool4: .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithras Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Victarion does not count the strokes. In his cramped cabin aft, he found the dusky woman wet and ready; perhaps the battle had warmed her blood as well. He took her twice, in quick succession. Victarion wanted to use the dusky woman once again, but found himself unable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingslayerHodor Posted April 20, 2014 Author Share Posted April 20, 2014 It's not clear if Victarion too suffers from this illness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Heath Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I'm pretty sure he does. I'm pretty sure Victarion suffer from a lot of issues where he as to compensate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Abominable SnowOther Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Arya Oakheart ejaculated before getting laid. he's truly fucked, now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Value Dollaeris Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Doesn't anyone like my theory? I think StarkNaked got it right -- I enjoyed the thrust of your argument but you came to the conclusion too quickly. Take some time, massage the details, show us that you are capable of penetrating analysis and then and only then will you produce the popular, seminal theory for which you hope. You have a long, hard task in front of you but your efforts will pay off in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Woodland Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I think StarkNaked got it right -- I enjoyed the thrust of your argument but you came to the conclusion too quickly. Take some time, massage the details, show us that you are capable of penetrating analysis and then and only then will you produce the popular, seminal theory for which you hope. You have a long, hard task in front of you but your efforts will pay off in the end. Again.... ROTFLMAO :bowdown: Somebody please!!! :drool: move this to the General Chatter threads it will be much better appreciated there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kinkslayer Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 This is too much for me, I'm leaving the crackpot business... for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I came to say they only share the white of the eye, but I'll correct my statement and say they only share the white of the head. And keep my Vicky away from these filthy accusations!! :devil: He's a big macho latino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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