Jaqen H'gcarl Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Poor Joff, 3 (simultaneous) treasons did he know, once for blood (Sansa) and once for gold (Littlefinger) and once for love (Olenna), Poor boy king, child of storm, from the cup of ice did he drink, from the cup of fire did he drink, yet he was killed in the house with red keep. When is the book coming out? I'd totally buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kinkslayer Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 When is the book coming out? I'd totally buy it. Is ASOIAF book 8: A time for Lions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt 'n' Gravy Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I think that if GRRM tried to write from Joffrey's warped viewpoint, he'd need to take a shower after every sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Pay Our Debts Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I have to say, this thread is hilarious. But seriously, some good things about Joffrey: He was tall, handsome and strong. He cared for his parents. He seemed to have potential to be a good swordsman. He could be charming when he wanted to. He was a good dancer and singer. I think he was described being a good rider? He had nice hair and eyes, and his lips were supposedly nice (though YMMV). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winterfell's Revenge Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 It wasn't until a recent re-read that I noted that Joffrey could sing. So yeah...I'll go with that. May he sing in hell forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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