Angmar Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Based on this http://uproxx.com/tv/2013/06/game-of-thrones-characters-dad-names/ And seeing how to many non-book readers it's difficult to pronounce properly some of the names in GoT, what "nicknames" or such do unsullied people you know give to the characters? From my friends/family:-Dany: Dragon girl, Mother Dragon -Joffrey: Boy King -Cersei: Sister Queen, Crazy Queen -Jaime: Incest Brother -Tyrion: Dwarf -Ramsay: Fat Bastard -Hound: Dog -Arya: Little Girl -Bran: Little Boy -Shae: Dwarf's whore -Rickon: Baby -Jon: Jon Snows -Sansa: Sansa :D, redhead -Stannis: Stannissh, Lemon Guy -Davos: Onion Knight (:D) -Brienne: Big woman What are yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Cooked Steak Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Daenerys: The hot albino chick with the dragonsTyrion: The cool dwarfJoffrey: Cunt KingCersei: Brother-fucking queenJon: Dude in blackStannis: Serious guyTywin: The dwarf's rich dadHound: Burned guyNed: Boromir/the guy who dies all the timeBran: The handicap kidLF: Sneaky mustache guy/dude from the Wire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ovis alba Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Since the "Honest Trailer" for GoT these ones really made it into my friends (and also my :D ) favorite nicknames: King Justin Bieber & Lord Friendzone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Davos' finger bones Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Me= book readerSignificant other= non book readerMe- DaenerysSO- Khaleesi, mother of dragons, girl with too many namesMe- RobbSO- Jon Snow with the good haircutMe- Jon SnowSO- Guy who keeps getting owned by the redheaded chick Me- Stannis, Davos, Joffrey, Jaime, Tywin, Brienne, Bran, Cersei, Tyrion, Robert Baratheon, etc.SO- Who's that?Me- HodorSO- Hodor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebevan91 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Ser Friendzone = Jorah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Crashing Waves Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 "The guy in the snow that banged that red headed broad in the cave." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartseverus Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The Sneaky Guy = Littlefinger The Bald Sneaky Guy = Varys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The Cast of GoT According To People I know: Dany:Mum: Dayneris the Queen.Dad: DragonsFriend: Dyneeree??Bay Area Friend: FUCK YEAH DRAGON LADY! Stannis:Mum: Stannis who likes to burn things.Dad: HARUMPHFriend: Who? Jon Snow: Mum: :leer:Dad: Jon SnowFriend: :drool: Arya:Mum: AriaDad: Pointy EndFriend: Badass Littlefinger:Mum: Littlefinger's Little FingerDad: Squinty GuyFriend: Creeper Varys:Mum: Varis the SpiderDad: The Guy With No BallsFriend: EunuchFriend in the Bay Area: That one guy Tyrion:Mum: Tyrion Dad: Imp the awesomeFriend: Tyrion the dwarf Cersei:Mum: *expletive*Dad: "..."Friend: Queen Bitch Joffrey:Mum: Joffrey BastardDad: Little ShitFriend: King Joffery the fucker Sandor:Mum: HoundDad: DogFriend: Burnface Davos:Mum: The OnionDad: That GuyFriend: Beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konradsmith Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 My Mum calls Jorah "Wrinkle-Forehead". She knows most of the names, but I like that one for him so I go along with it instead of correcting her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Both my parents call Jaime "Kingslayer". Usually. And mum tends to call Brienne, "Brianne". Thats not too bad actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances Bean Corbray Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Some of my favorites from the unsullied crowd in various corners of the internet: Dontos was "Ser Captain America"Dany is sometimes "Kelly C". In her current liberation arc, my favorite unsullied recapper has taken to calling her "Che Dany"Ramsay was referred to as "Barry" before his name was revealed, in tribute to Iwan Rheon's previous most prominent roleRoose is often called Putin, or "The Mailman" back when he was still (nominally) loyal to RobbGrey Worm gets called Obama now and thenTyrion often gets alternately called "Peter Dinklage" more from my favorite recapper: Brienne is simply "Big Gal/Big Girl"Ygritte is "Ginger"Podrick is "Pod The Bod"Yara, in her rare appearances, is "Big Sis"Karl Tanner THE FOOKING LEGEND OF GIN ALLEY is "Young Willem Defoe"Daario is BANGO TANGO (yes, all caps is part of it)Lysa is, obviously, "Weird Breastfeeding Lady"Margaery is "Large Marge" mostly because it rhymesLoras is still just Large Marge's Brotherand, since he's a wrestling fan, any character who fails to distinguish or impress is called some variation of "Jabronie" (Sam is still Tubby Jabronie, and Stannis is J-Brone Baratheon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florina Laufeyson Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Roose is often called Putin Hue!!! my favorite unsullied recapper has taken to calling her "Che Dany" That one makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 A friend calls Lysa "Teatis". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances Bean Corbray Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Karl Tanner THE FOOKING LEGEND OF GIN ALLEY is also often referred to by the actor's name, Burn Gorman, because that's seriously a better character name than the actual character name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Crashing Waves Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 A few others... "The Khaleesi with the eyebrows" "Short guy" "The little crazy girl" "Littlefuck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koi No Yokan Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Ygritte = Eeegree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungholes First Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Dontos was "Ser Captain America...Roose is often called Putin, or "The Mailman" back when he was still (nominally) loyal to RobbGrey Worm gets called ObamaSame here.As for the rest, here are some nicknames.Ramsay: Simon from MisfitsLittlefinger: Carcetti from The WireVarys: The Sneaky Fat Bald EunuchDany: Dragonlady (They know her name and have no issues with mixing it up with. Khaleesi, they just like calling her that.)Jaime: SisterfuckerCersei: BrotherfuckerJanos Slynt: The baby killing police chief.Renly: "What's his name again? King Robert and Stannis's other brother? The gay one? The one who was Loris's lover?"Margaery: Since last episode "Margey Kay Letourneau" Previously known as the Queen of Cleavage.White Walkers and Wights: ZombiesJorah: Lord of the FriendzoneLord Commander Jeor Mormont: The leader of the Night's Watch (It flew over their head that he was Jorah's father.)Shae: Foreign girl, Sansa's friend, Tyrion's girlfriendTyrion: They know his name but he sometimes goes by the Imp pimpRickon: The youngest StarkThe Reeds: Those creepy kids with BranOsha: Tonks from Harry PotterWalder Frey: Argus Filch, the dirty old man, Herbert the PervertDaario: Faabio (Now known as another white guy with a short beard)Missandei: Dany's hot translator girlIrri: The Dothraki girl who keeps saying "it is known"Xaro Xhoan Daxos: The black guy who tried to steal Dragonlady's dragons, Jeremiah (Due to his resemblance to a friend of the same name.)Pyp: Kyle (Due to his resemblance to a friend of the same name.)Grenn: Andrew (Due to his resemblance to a friend of the same name.)Ellaria Sand: Smita (Due to her resemblance to a friend of the same name. We followed Indira Varma for years because of this.)Sam Tarly: Jon's fat friend, Samwise GamgeeLysa Tully: Catelyn's crazy sister who breastfeeds her grown boy.Sandor and Gregor: During season 1 Kane and The UndertakerOberyn Martell: Inigo Montoya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LROSyke Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Dany: dragonslutJaime: sisterfuckerCersei: super cuntTyrion: little dudeJon Snow: Jonny SEddard: Dead-erd Nedd-erdSam: Fatty McGeeYgritte: ginger cuntBran: Tree hugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances Bean Corbray Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Oh yeah Missandei gets called "C3P0" and/or "Slave C3P0" or "Dany's Google Translator" quite a bit too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidrun Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 When my fiance and I discuss the series it's pretty similar Dany = Dragon ladyKhal Drogo = Ronon (Stargate Atlantis)Jorah = Dragon lady's bodyguardViserys = Pyshco white haired guy Ned = Boromir (doesn't help that we have a horse named Boromir. Joked that we should rename horse "Ned"Jon = Jon. This is the ONE character that he does knowCatelyn = Mom StarkRobb = Boromir JrBran = Cripple boyRickon = The kidArya = Little Stark girlSansa = Princess Stark Tywin = Cool British guy from "Your Highness"Tyrion = Dwarf guyCersei = Pyscho incest ladyJaime = Guy who got his hand cut offJoffrey = Pyscho prince-kingBronn = Cool guyThe Hound = The Hound (so 2 characters he knows) Robert = Loud king guyRenly = Bearded gay guyStannis = Religious guy (fiance actually looks a bit like Steven Dillane and personality wise is fairly like Stannis)Davos = Stannis' pirate sidekickMelisandre = Red priestess Theon = Guy who had his penis cut offYara/Asha = Guy who got his penis cut off sisterBalon = Guy who got his penis cut off dadRamsay = Guy who cut off Theon's penisRoose = Who's that guy? Margaery = Pretty princessOlenna = Cool old ladyLoras = Beardless gay guyBrienne = Warrior chick who's gonna get with Jaime Oberyn = Bi-sexual Antonio BanderasEllaria Sand = Is that Salma Hayek? Walder Frey = Hogwarts janitor Jeor Mormont = Old guy at the Night's WatchSamwell- SamwiseBenjen = Long haired Stark Hodor = Hodor (ok, so he knows THREE characters)Osha = Is she supposed to be a Neanderthal? (Funny because I watched Clan of the Cave Bear not long ago and thought she would be a great Iza)Ygritte = Jon's girlfriendTormund = Red haired guyMance Rayder = Now who's that guy?Gilly = Zombie sacrifice baby's mom Lysa Arryn = Psycho breastfeeding ladySweetrobin = Weird kid Petyr Baelish = Whore guyVarys = Is he gay or a eunuch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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