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Acrophobia Leftovers!


Rill Redthorn

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In 2009 I was on a chat following the death of Robert Jordan. We were talking about possible authors who could take over for George if the worst happened. The moderators told us the topic was macabre and inappropriate. I ignored them and continued the conversation, they suspended my account.

I read that George was flipping interviewers off for asking him questions along those lines this summer in Europe.

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My Theon leftovers:

Pathetic cry baby, asinine. Iron heir? Doubtful.

Philia can't brave alleged Iron heirdom, dude.

Papa cares bout Asha instead. Head downwind.

Percieved contract blinds about inherent hellward downfall.

Poor captain. Bold. Aggrieved. Invented his doom.

*Perspective can't be approved. Insist? Hello death!

*Persuade cranky Balon against inefficient heinous designs.

*Parent corrupts boyhood affections if hedging detected.

Asterisks indicate serious contenders for my entry.

Can't wait to see those Arya leftovers, lil! I still have most of my Cersei ones unposted here.

Since the round is almost over, I'm deeming it close enough and posting my Dany leftovers:

Wee empress: act safely, have fun!

Wisdom earned as ships heave forward.

Wed Essosis. Also "serve" handsome friends.

Please note this is not my best work.

I think they're all good. The ones you asterisked are great.

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Thanks hc. I use the asterisks while going through them to help me remember which ones I'm considering entering.



Finally on the other computer so here are my Cersei leftovers, other than the one I already posted:



Don't let erotic romance overcome hubristic certainty.



Damn Lancel! Even Robert obeyed honey commands.



Dorne leaves everything rotten. Overcome heir's cunning.



Don't let even Robert overrule. Hatred's coming!



*Debts left erroneously rate obliterating heirs. CASUALTIES!


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You should have spelled it "fyres" instead. Apparently that resonated.



Here are my rejected Jon entries:



Damn! Cute, sassy Wildling honey--bed foxy Ygritte.


Dead capturing swine was heir, boy's father. Yikes!


Deck craven--Sam will hold Bowen for you!


Direwolf can sense what has been. Fate, ya-know?


Direwolf can sense weirwood-held Bran for you.


Dangerous command. Sleep with howitzer. Bowen feigns yielding.

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my game #10 leftovers. the sentences that are bold are the one's i submitted.

Round 7:

Jon Snow

Don’t complain, Snow. Wights halted because future you.

Don’t control subordinates.. will halt/hate behaving for you.

Danger comes - sexy wildling holds/ing balls for you. should have went with this one.

Round 6:

Dany Targ

Want escape? Avoid saying honest feelings.

Wearing “ears” avoids saying honest feelings.

Will exile a swarthy, “honorable” friend.


Round 5:

Theon

Pitying coward, bad, awful, idea. ..

Proceed cautiously - bad, atrocious ideas hatch danger.

Problems cause battles. Advocate? In hopeful dreams


Round 4:

Cersei

Debauchery, lies, executions, ridiculed...oh- hug cobblestones

Debauchery likely. Eventually ridicule obstructs hatred, Cersei.

Don't let everyone's ridicule obstruct hatred, Cersei.

Debauchery, lies, escape. Really omit hasty content.


Round 3:

TYRION

Hate to tell ya.. girls are treacherous, dude.

Hmm..Tywin ‘tortured’ you. Give asshole the dart/dagger!


Round 2:

ARYA

Be boyish. Understand guise. Maintain sneakiness!


Round 1:

Catelyn Stark

No time before you offer innocent.

Never trust bro’s, young one’s important / You’ll observe, incurably.

Never treat bastard yucky; one’s important.

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Game 11 Round 5 leftovers:



Direwolf fur very precious



Damn, fuzzy! Vicious penchant?



Dead furball victorious--pups!



Devouring foul various persons. --Nymeria



Devoted furball vets personnel. --Grey Wind (specifically with the Greatjon)



Direwolf? Furry voracious piranha! --Shaggydog



Demure friend visits paranormally. --Lady



Dead? For vengeance! Perish! --Ghost, as soon as he's let loose after the end of ADWD



The one I submitted was Summer's.


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I love your Grey Wind one, Lady B.




Here are some leftovers of mine.



Unicorns:


Winged beasts live. Mystical story's ultimate harbinger.



Ravens:


When talking, dialectics are Rivers communicating.



Leeches:


Not your average joe. Hirudinea love osmosing loathsome pollutants.


Negate your addled judgements, have love of little purgers.



A Black Cat:


Never forget little owner. Wreak legitimate turmoil.


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Love that black cat one, DG!



Here's another set of mine. This time from round 6.



*When tomorrow's dark, all ravens continue.



Winged terror Drogon actually raven cousin!



Why tame/domesticate? Ravens already cute!



Wing there. Drop 'at. Rarely care.



Why don't they ask ravens? Conundrum.


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man, you 2 are awesome!

here are a few of my leftovers. bolded is what i sent in.

Acrophobia 11 - Animal Life

Round 6:

Ravens

W T D A R C

We turn danger “around.” Really careful.

Winter turmoil demands/determines a restful “cruise.” / celebration

Round 5:

Direwovles - say anything.

D F V P

Dangerous? Fuzzy, victorious, playful!

Daring, fluffy, vivacious, pretty!

Dumb fools. Vision’s powerful.


Round 4:

Leeches -

N Y A J H L O L P

“Nasty?” yawns “all jackasses have .. actually just help

Not your average Joe! Helping lives over losing/lost prophecies.

Not your average Joe! Helping lives. Offing little princes.


Round 3:

Warrior’s Horses

S P H F R

Somewhat pretty / perky , hardy, fighter, relaxed.

Stout, powerful, happy, fiery Rounsey.


Round 2:

The Black Cat -

N F L O W L T

Naughty, fighter, lover, obscure. Wittle lovely tomcat! / Will love tomcats!

Nighttime favors loving other wicked little tomcats :leer:

Never full, lust over

Naughty fighter, love looking

Never felt loved. Only want ..

Naughty feline lucked out. Will likely take.

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Some great ones in there, lil' ghost!



Here are my Unicorn leftovers:



*"Whee! Beats little mare." Says uncivilized hellion. (I should have entered that one, I think)



"Wild boy loves my silky unicorn hair."



"Wild boy loves mayhem. Send Uncle Howland."



Wishes belie life's messy semblance. Underestimated hell.



Whoa! Bit lame, mate. Seriously? Unbelievably 'horny'?



*Wild boy's love manifest. Stallion understandably honored.



Wanton blade lovers make sultry underscored hunters. (I don't even know what this means, just the first thing I thought of with those letters)


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