HexMachina Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 Movie night at Arya Kiddin's is always an experience. Due to his hatred of popcorn and nachos, he instead likes to serve bowls of toenail trimmings and nose hairs. "A good source of fibre!" He will tell his revolted guests as he guzzles them down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Helena has observed that the best way to punish a child is to not give him any water after a healthy serving of cream crackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 AK calls HC to confide & vent when the hormones from processed chicken make him lactate. "If there's anyone IN THE WORLD I can talk to about my nipple secretions", he boasts, "it's Honeyed Chicken!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I can't even... :rofl: FVS is convinced that toothpaste consists of whale sperm and refuses to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautifulsouth0 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Arya Kidding is an evil mastermind who has recently been diagnosed with a rare personality disorder know as "machismo madness." His phsychiatrist has developed a treatment plan that includes firing his henchmen, discontinuing the menacing pinky twirl and consuming mass quantities of Slim Jims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 BS0 thinks George Lucas was a member of the Beatles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 Knight of Ashes takes pleasure every monday morning in going into doctor's surgeries and loudly proclaiming: "This is the health department! I'm afrsid.I'm closing this place down due to rare breeds of virus and bacteria found during our inspection."The resulting scandalised mutterings of patients "warms his heart" he says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Helena only posts on this forum in between her finger exercises. She has to do 318 reps on each hand before making a post. All this effort is to complete her dream of being able to grip an airplane wing and hold herself there as it flies. Sadly nobody has told her that what she really needs to work are her cuticles, as they are the real powerhouse in hand strength and grip ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hour of the Wolf Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 KJR coined the term, "You go girl!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 HotW cried when Sharknado didn't win Best Picture of the Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WexPyke Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Knight of Ashes cried when Dances with Wolves did win best picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Knight of Ashes cried when Dances with Wolves did win best picture. as well he should ;) WexPyke keeps changing his username to confuse me (only me). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 At the height of summer, HC wears several layers of winter clothing and lies down on his rooftop at noon. Noone knows why, least of all, HC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 KoA believes a circle is just a polygon with infinite edges ..... oh wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautifulsouth0 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Arya Kiddin' buys used photo albums and picture frames. He claims the people in the photos are his family members and makes elaborate backstories about them. That's because his REAL family lives in Amboy, CA where they are attempting to reform the Manson Family, commune, death to pigs and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Bs0 dotes on her pet poodle and introduces her to to the world as her daughter, Dominica. She has named Dominica her legal heir, who shall inherit all her worldly possessions after her, amounting to some 670 dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautifulsouth0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Arya Kiddin' is a black belt in the martial art known as "Nokandu." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 On her trip to Tuvalu, Bs0 bought a very eccentric but useful item - the teeth gnasher. It fits in the palm of her hand, the ceramic replica of an alligator mouth and makes growling and gnashing noises. It ends that peppy bed talk or night time arguments quite easily whenever bs0 is not feeling like putting in energy for them, she's observed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 "I wrote the Dead Sea Scrolls" is AK's idea of a pick-up line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautifulsouth0 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 That's OK, cuz KoA's idea of a pick-up line is "So I recently joined the Illuminati." At least it worked on me, because like Katie Perry, I so TOTALLY wanna join the Illuminati. I wonder how they haze new members.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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