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Theories that are just ridiculous.


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#1 Daemon I Blackfyre

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:11 PM

I know every one of us has his own crackpot theory that just sounds absurd to the other readers. So why don't we list all of the theories that we think are just ridiculous and totally off track? It'll be a good way to let off some steam and yell out our frustrations xD

(man, I already know that with this thread I'm going to make so many new friends ahahah)

 

Let's see... My list is:

 

-Benjen Stark is Daario Naharis (just hilarious)

-Theon Greyjoy is Azhor Azhai (it is known)

-Penny is Tyrion's daughter

-The High Sparrow is Howland Reed

-Varys is a Targaryen (is it really just beacause he's bald and Egg used to shave his head? xD)

-Tyrion is a Targaryen (even tough I gotta admit this one is not really THAT ridiculous)

-Arthur Dayne is alive (in a world like ASoIaF? I really don't think so)

-Euron is Gerrion Lannister (C'mon people...Seriously?)



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:14 PM

Keven came from Tywin's soul

Selmy is jon's dad

Shireen is Tyrion's daughter



#3 Twatbeards conspiracy

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:18 PM

Ned is really alive after being replaced by a FM

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:19 PM

Euron is Gerion?I've never heard that one before lol



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:19 PM

Keven came from Tywin's soul

And birth from his arse while shitting gold lol

#6 Twatbeards conspiracy

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:22 PM

Also the Mance is Rhaegar, I mean really, Bob wouldn't have noticed, nor Ned since Mance said he visited WF while younger nor would've Mormont smh

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:23 PM

That Pod is the son of Benjen Stark

Cersei clone Jaimie

Tommen is Stannis' son



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:28 PM

I've been visiting the forum for a while now, but only registered a couple of days ago. 

I read ridiculous stuff every day, I don't even know where to start!



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:30 PM

Little finger is Wormtonge's son(LOTR)



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:30 PM

Oh I remembered a reeeeeeally ridiculous one :lol:

Varys is Serra,Illyrio's wife and Aegon's mother



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:32 PM

I know every one of us has his own crackpot theory that just sounds absurd to the other readers. So why don't we list all of the theories that we think are just ridiculous and totally off track? It'll be a good way to let off some steam and yell out our frustrations xD

(man, I already know that with this thread I'm going to make so many new friends ahahah)

 

Let's see... My list is:

 

-Benjen Stark is Daario Naharis (just hilarious)

-Theon Greyjoy is Azhor Azhai (it is known)

-Penny is Tyrion's daughter

-The High Sparrow is Howland Reed

-Varys is a Targaryen (is it really just beacause he's bald and Egg used to shave his head? xD)

-Tyrion is a Targaryen (even tough I gotta admit this one is not really THAT ridiculous)

-Arthur Dayne is alive (in a world like ASoIaF? I really don't think so)

-Euron is Gerrion Lannister (C'mon people...Seriously?)

Agreed with all of the bolded.  There's actually some basis to the idea that Varys has some Targ blood.

 

Keven came from Tywin's soul

Selmy is jon's dad

Shireen is Tyrion's daughter

I've never heard any of these, but you're right, they are ridiculous!



#12 Batbob45

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:32 PM

Mel is Selyse alt personality in a form of a another person

 

I have odd friend

I get the theory from them


Edited by Batbob45, 28 May 2014 - 06:33 PM.


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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:33 PM

My personal favorite is "sweet = bad" but only when it applies to Daenerys. The defensive mechanisms that inflict Daenerys detractors are by turns fascinating, annoying and even entertaining; sometimes all three. 



#14 A Man Reads

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:33 PM

I read ridiculous stuff every day, I don't even know where to start!

Same. There's a list of theories thread around here somewhere. I find most of them to be ridiculous.

 

But I understand why we make up these theories. Every now and then, one rings true. I suppose that makes the 90 ridiculous ones worthwhile.



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:35 PM

That Patchface was sent to protect Shireen from danger

Shitmouth is Azor



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:37 PM


Shitmouth is Azor

No, he's Nissa Nissa since Jaimie had a spear shoved up his ass lol

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 06:41 PM

That Ramsey is possessed by  a  unneuter male dog

Torrmund is an umber



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 07:09 PM

Just seen one tonight about Roose being an immortal vampire based on him eating a prune,oh please we need the next book.

The Mance is Rheagar really bugs me.

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Posted 28 May 2014 - 07:11 PM

That Shireen will become a warewolf because it in her blood

Another one is Shireen becoming a waredragon which a dragon version of a ware wolf



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Posted 28 May 2014 - 07:15 PM

Mance is Rhaegar takes the cake. Although Meera is a child of R+L is pretty nutty.