Batbob45 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 That Doran want Trystane to merry ShireenRenly was mind control when he mock Shireen and BrienneJoffrey father is Roose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyrionFan82 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I heard one on Unspoiled that Varys is a merman....they read it off here, it was the funniest thing I ever heard. I can't think of any others right now (that haven't been listed) but some are insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 That Lady is alive because Ned killed a life model decoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I know every one of us has his own crackpot theory that just sounds absurd to the other readers. So why don't we list all of the theories that we think are just ridiculous and totally off track? It'll be a good way to let off some steam and yell out our frustrations xD(man, I already know that with this thread I'm going to make so many new friends ahahah) Let's see... My list is: -Benjen Stark is Daario Naharis (just hilarious)-Theon Greyjoy is Azhor Azhai (it is known)-Penny is Tyrion's daughter-The High Sparrow is Howland Reed-Varys is a Targaryen (is it really just beacause he's bald and Egg used to shave his head? xD)-Tyrion is a Targaryen (even tough I gotta admit this one is not really THAT ridiculous)-Arthur Dayne is alive (in a world like ASoIaF? I really don't think so)-Euron is Gerrion Lannister (C'mon people...Seriously?)Varys might not be a Targaryen--I don't think he is. But I do believe he is a dragon seed...Only the blood of the dragonwould ever know the secrets of the fortress the Dragonlords had built, he vowed. Catelyn IV, Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sixskins Bolton Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 UnGreyRobb, King in the North Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Walder Frey loves Lysa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I deduced my own theory that I think is ridiculous: Aerys suspected Rhaegar of being a secret Targ all along! (Probably both his sister and Rhaegar's mother as well) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilrob6 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I deduced my own theory that I think is ridiculous: Aerys suspected Rhaegar of being a secret Targ all along! (Probably both his sister and Rhaegar's mother as well) Oh no..not more secret Targs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bittersteel Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Euron is Daario Naharis Gerold Dayne is the real Aegon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/110945-hljm-v0000001/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littlefingers In The Air Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Every time you think you know the most ridiculous theory, just remember this is a thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Also the Mance is Rhaegar, I mean really, Bob wouldn't have noticed, nor Ned since Mance said he visited WF while younger nor would've Mormont smh I have to admit, I've seen those thread titles, but I can't even bring myself to waste my free time reading that. It just seems like such a NO, to me anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Oh I remembered a reeeeeeally ridiculous one :lol: Varys is Serra,Illyrio's wife and Aegon's mother Oh, I do think I saw that one. Points for the LOL factor, fer sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Just seen one tonight about Roose being an immortal vampire based on him eating a prune,oh please we need the next book.The Mance is Rheagar really bugs me. WTF does being a vampire have to do with prunes? LOL And yeah, just the that sentence about Mance/Rhaegar does make my eye twitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joffrey fan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Aerys raped Joanna during her wedding theory is ridiculous.. Yeah, as if he can get away with raping her while surrounded by Tywin and Lannister loyalists lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 WTF does being a vampire have to do with prunes? LOL You can't spell "vampire" without "prune". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 What worries me are theories that I first go NO WAY to and then start worrying about, like Jojen Paste and Euron is the Dusky Woman. The Dusky Woman thing would be worth it just to imagine the look on Vic's face, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 The Dusky Woman thing would be worth it just to imagine the look on Vic's face, though. It would be like a Looney Tunes cartoon where Bugs Bunny in drag makes out with Elmar Fudd or something just to take the piss out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 What worries me are theories that I first go NO WAY to and then start worrying about, like Jojen Paste and Euron is the Dusky Woman. The Dusky Woman thing would be worth it just to imagine the look on Vic's face, though. I know, huh? Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 It would be like a Looney Tunes cartoon where Bugs Bunny in drag makes out with Elmar Fudd or something just to take the piss out of him. Bugs!! :wub: Why is it so hard to find Looney Tunes on tv anymore??? :tantrum: I know, huh? Priceless. Exactly, that would be worth an exploding head gif if I could find one easily. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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