Twatbeards conspiracy Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/110945-hljm-v0000001/ It's all a conspiracy by GL and Grrm as then Meera and Jon hook up sorta but then Jon learns the truth as Mel tries turn him to the dark R'hllor side and she is defeated by the race of primitive dwarves that are the progeny of Tyrion and Penny lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amethyst Empress Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Another Varys theory I've read is that he can talk to ravens,and his little birds are actual birds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Winter Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Asha is a man Ned+Lyanna=Jon, Benjen+Lyanna=Jon, Brandon+Lyanna=Jon Varys is Taena Daario is Benjen Rhaegar+Lyanna = Sam Bowen&co work for GNC and they wanted to help Jon Cersei is Tyrion's mother Rhaegar+Rhaella=Dany Ned killed Lyanna take your pick :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Pedant Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Podrick Payne is Tyrion and Tysha's daughter. Darkstar is the real Viserys Targaryen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Rickon is the child of Catelyn and HodorStannis is a representation of God/YahwehDany is a representation of JesusJojen paste (both versions)Joffery is Aerys bastard - Varys uses Aerys "seed" to impregnate Cersei after Aerys deathMance = RhaegarJon and Meera are twinsHodor = Aegon Take your pick. Oh and Sandor and Gregor are brothers. Not ridiculous but funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jairion Lannister Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Cersei is Tyrion's mother Wait, what? Some of the other ridiculous ones I've seen before, but this...eh, something a bit off about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Lord's Daughter Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Jojen pasteMance or Ned is actually RhaegarRhaegar is alive in anywaySepta Lemore is Joanna/Ashara/LyannaArthur Dayne is alive and with Ashara and Howland in the NeckCat+Hodor=RickonThe real Arya is in fact the shy wilding girl that Jon spots when the wildlings are passing through the wall due to the fact that Mance switched babies at birth and the Arya we know is an imposter. I'm probably a horrible person for saying this, but I think Vic's reaction if "Euron is the Dusky Woman" were true would be absolutely hilarious and it'd be fun to read about it, even if I think the theory is ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danelle Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I'm probably a horrible person for saying this, but I think Vic's reaction if "Euron is the Dusky Woman" were true would be absolutely hilarious and it'd be fun to read about it, even if I think the theory is ridiculous. I agree. While this is probably the most ridiculous theory, Victarion's reaction would be priceless. And this time he cannot kill his lover, because she is his brother and therefore he will be a kinslayer. So far no one has mentioned the Varys is a Merling theory. Podrick Payne is Tyrion and Tysha's daughter. I had no idea about that theory. I think my eyes are bleeding now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Pedant Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Jojen paste Mance or Ned is actually Rhaegar Rhaegar is alive in anyway Septa Lemore is Joanna/Ashara/Lyanna Arthur Dayne is alive and with Ashara and Howland in the Neck Cat+Hodor=Rickon The real Arya is in fact the shy wilding girl that Jon spots when the wildlings are passing through the wall due to the fact that Mance switched babies at birth and the Arya we know is an imposter. I'm probably a horrible person for saying this, but I think Vic's reaction if "Euron is the Dusky Woman" were true would be absolutely hilarious and it'd be fun to read about it, even if I think the theory is ridiculous. I remember that one! When I asked the OP why would Mance do such a thing, the reply was something like: "just for fun". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OccupyHarrenhal Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Oh and Sandor and Gregor are brothers. Not ridiculous but funny as hell. They're not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyrnaSnowBunnyAvenger Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Cat+Theon=Bran & RickonJaime and Cersei were identical twins, so any of their offspring would also have to be identical twins. Therefore there was a secret Joff, who was the real one killed at the PW. The real Joff is being hidden.Joff is just misunderstood and was really not a bad kidA lot of the others already mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Myrcella is the Hound's daughter(why do you think he laugh in agreement with Myrcella) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danelle Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 They're not? I think he is referring to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Ser pounce is the real LC of the Kingsguard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daemon I Blackfyre Posted May 29, 2014 Author Share Posted May 29, 2014 God, I regret opening this thread... I had forgotten all about the "Mance is Rhaegar" stuff.Hey even Tom of Sevenstreams is a pretty good harpist, maybe he's Rhaegar! Jeez... <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Thoros will defeat Mel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twatbeards conspiracy Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Hey even Tom of Sevenstreams is a pretty good harpist, maybe he's Rhaegar! Jeez... <_< Great job, now we will have a 20 page debate about that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 That Varys switch Elias with a decoy like he did with Aegon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houselannister Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 podrick payne is the daughter of rhaegar and lyanna (yes i said daughter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Brienne is a Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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