"And while the Hobbits were all dancing, merrily, during Bilbo's birthday party, little did they know a vast horde of Sauron's minions were marching right towards them armed with Iron Axes, swords, sickles, and warhammers. As they marched through the Barrowlands, the hobbits continued to dance. Finally the hordes showed up screaming and snarling at the peaceful group of Hobbits and the Hobbits cheerfulness crumbled into ash. They all ran in every direction but to no avail. The orcs slaughtered all of them with no discrimination at all. Fathers, sons, mothers, daughters, brothers, sisters were all mutilated. As the orcs were leaving the scarred, scorched remains of Hobbiton, Gandalf rode in with his pale mare, Shadowfax. Gandalf gaped at the ruins of Hobbiton and the torn, mutilated corpses of the hobbits. From that day on, he vowed revenge for all of his dead friends."
What do you guys think of it? My friend and I were talking about how interesting it would be if George RR Martin ever wrote this series and I kinda pulled this out of my head.