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Did you really have to sleep with my cousin?


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#1 WMarshal

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 11:02 PM

How do you imagine Robert's reaction to hearing Lyanna bedded Rhaegar?



#2 LionoftheWest

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:31 AM

Rage and shouting for a many hours?



#3 JonCon's Red Beard

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:38 AM

How do you imagine Robert's reaction to hearing Lyanna bedded Rhaegar?

 

AOISJDOAJSDOIJASDJAUSDYAHSIOAJSDPOIAJSIODJAIOSDJIOASJDOAISDJ!!!!!!!

 

A WHORE I NEED A WHORE TO COPE WITH MY FEELINGS!!!!!

 

Then, he drank the whore.


Edited by JonCon's Red Beard, 03 August 2014 - 12:41 AM.


#4 The Wolves

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:42 AM

Curse Rhaegar all over again and every single Targaryen wishing he could go back and kill him again for it.

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:49 AM

Sorry he can't hear you over the pile of whores on top of him



#6 Gendrys Forge

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:57 AM

It took every knight within 50 leagues to stop him from riding down to the wall with his war hammer and smashing it the fook down out of rage.



#7 The Sullen Sellsword

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 12:59 AM

He probably fucked boars and hunted whores.

 

Or is that the other way around?



#8 Baela of Pentos

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:03 AM

He probably fucked boars and hunted whores.

 

Or is that the other way around?

 

Or drank whores and fucked wine?



#9 LordStoneheart

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:07 AM

Probably like a possessive, egotistical douche who hates women.

 

Or put another way as nearly everyone else has said, whores. 



#10 Ser Leftwich

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:18 AM

"Did you really have to sleep with my cousin?"

 

Pretty much any character could say this to any other character in the books. Westeros is a close knit society.



#11 LordStoneheart

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:22 AM

I wonder if he ever said anything similar to Loras. 



#12 FreeParking

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 01:56 AM

I thought this was going to be Jaime talking to Cersei.



#13 Baela of Pentos

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 02:22 AM

I thought this was going to be Jaime talking to Cersei.

 

Or Tywin to Aerys :shocked:



#14 Mad Madam Mim

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 03:46 AM

 

Or drank whores and fucked wine?

hahahahahaha!

 

Well he started a war because of it, I don't think you could get a more extreme reaction than that. 



#15 Lady Blizzardborn

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 05:17 PM

"Gee, maybe I shouldn't have had that fling with Elia three or four years ago."



#16 Sir Lee knot

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 05:19 PM

"Edd, fetch me a block."



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Posted 03 August 2014 - 05:20 PM

 

AOISJDOAJSDOIJASDJAUSDYAHSIOAJSDPOIAJSIODJAIOSDJIOASJDOAISDJ!!!!!!!

 

A WHORE I NEED A WHORE TO COPE WITH MY FEELINGS!!!!!

 

Then, he drank the whore.

 

....then he drank the whore.

 

/thread


Edited by BearQueen87, 03 August 2014 - 05:24 PM.


#18 Julia Martell

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 05:24 PM

Dear Mr. Martin,

 

If you ever get around to writing an RR prequel, please, please, please have Robert be having sex with the random girl of the week when he hears Lyanna has gone with Rhaegar. And please make it clear that he's a hypocrite totally lacking in any kind of self awareness.

 

I will bake you a pie. I will bake you a pie for each of Robert's bastards.

 

Julia Martell



#19 JonCon's Red Beard

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 05:34 PM

Dear Mr. Martin,

 

If you ever get around to writing an RR prequel, please, please, please have Robert be having sex with the random girl of the week when he hears Lyanna has gone with Rhaegar. And please make it clear that he's a hypocrite totally lacking in any kind of self awareness.

 

I will bake you a pie. I will bake you a pie for each of Robert's bastards.

 

Julia Martell

 

:lol:

 

"HURRY UP, WOMAN! I NEED TO GO RESCUE THE WOMAN I LOVE!!!".



#20 jeyneofthed'Ubervilles

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Posted 03 August 2014 - 06:50 PM

I believe that Robert always told himself that Lyanna was kidnapped.  I've always thought that Lyanna went willingly, because she preferred being Rhaegar's mistress to Robert's lady wife.  

I don't know that I could prove that Lyanna went willingly, but I could definitely defend this.  Robert's Rebellion was going to happen anyway.   Lyanna's disappearance gave a romantic rationalization to a power grab that was already many years in the planning.