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Aegon the Great

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  • 3 weeks later...

Um..... let's see if I can do this right :dunno:

Victim - Sansa Stark

Meal - A thick salted pork loin, glazed in a sweet tangy lemon sauce, with a side of mashed potatoes, seasoned in herds and spice

Action - Starting with the potatoes; handful after each dense handful I would fling the cooked plant in her face. Then with one good heave, I would toss the tough pig meat, smack in the middle of her pretty attire.

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