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I must name my dog


Sivin

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i heard once that you should always name your dog something that ends in a vowel, because vowel sounds are easier to call out loud.



Also, imagine yourself bellowing the name at the top of your lungs in a park full of people as your PRETTY PRINCESS!!! races away after some other dog, or a squirrel, or frisbee, or the smell of some festering dead thing, or just plain ol' simpleminded enthusiasm.



Also also, you should get a cat instead.


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I was once at a party and the conversation turns to cats. I joke that having a cat is like being in a bad relationship wherein one party is both demanding and distant, at which this guy jumps up and angrily yells, 'THAT'S SO TRUE! THEY ONLY LOVE YOU ON THEIR TIME, NOT ON YOUR TIME!!!"

I think everyone was startled, and someone quickly shifted the conversation. To this day I don't know if dude was angry about a cat or a relationship.

Greatest story ever! :laugh:
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