A Highborn Maid Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 All the evidence is there. First of all, we never see Joanna Lannister in story, or hear any concrete details about her death. Cersei is an unreliable narrator who has driven herself mad. We can't trust anything she says. Cersei and Jaime loved each other beyond the bounds of sibling affection. Unaware of what they were doing so young, Jaime got Cersei pregnant too young, too fast. But Cersei refused to drink The Moon Tea. She hid her pregnancy from her family, pretending that she was simply overeating, but she couldn't hide the truth from Joanna. Eventually the truth came out, and Tywin decided that they would simply kill the child and lock Cersei away until she came to term. But Joanna refused; she insisted that her daughter must be sent away for ever for committing such a sin. When Cersei finally gave birth, Joanna went mad and disappeared forever. Tywin concocted a story about her dying in childbirth, and the public swallowed it. Cersei has since re-modified her memories. She can't acknowledge that Tyrion is her son to herself because she'll have to take responsibility for shaming her mother into exile. Tywin thought it best to raise the child as an imp-servant, and later Jaime convinced him to promote him to status of 'brother', a false title begrudgingly given. This also explains why everyone hates Tyrion so much, He is an abomination. Joanna is actually still alive and has assumed the persona of an old woman named Maggie The Frog. She uses magic to punish her wretched daughter, whom she loathes as an abomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfTheRock Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Cersei birthed Tyrion at the age of nine? CONFIRMED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. ASoIaF Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I've heard some crack pot theories but this one takes the cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury Burns Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 This type of shit is why Stannis burns people! hehehe funny meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegal Targaryen Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I wonder why i never thought it,makes so sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witch Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I've already seen this theory. Try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonnyscouse Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 To be fair if there was more of an age difference it could work, 9 years just doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 "Trolling is an art, like everything else.I do it exceptionally well.I do it so it feels like hell.I do it so it feels real.I guess you could say I've a call." - Maester Hodor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salafi Stannis Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I've already seen this theory. Try again. Madam First Lady is that you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Selig Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 0/10, old and silly idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGimletEye Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Wow. Just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Crashing Waves Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 That explains why Jaime loves him so much. Good catch, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelborn Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I've already seen this theory. Try again. This. It's not a new one, try harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orabella Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 And even if Cersei happened to start her period when she was 7.. this theory would never work for one major reason. Cersei loves her children no matter how flawed they are (ahem.. Joffry). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Northman Reborn Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 9 years apart? Really? I never knew. I always thought it was 4 or 5 years. Tyrion is much younger than I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Umber Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 And also Tyrion is actually Jon and Jon is tyrion cause you know they were twins and trading names and stuff and then Aemon made a kite and they flew to Dorne and made snow men and then they made friends with Oberyn who is really Elia. C+J=T/J-J/T+MAxKite+O= Still not as dumb as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modesty Lannister Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 And how do you explain the fact that Tyrion has black hairs both in beard and hair? Some weird genetic mutation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Vaes Tolorro Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 And how do you explain the fact that Tyrion has black hairs both in beard and hair? Some weird genetic mutation? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Yo of House Lo Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 hahahahaha this is golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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