honeyed chicken Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Slurms M. said to himself, "I'm going lay a spell upon this thread to banish the Biebs."Sadly, the spell backfired and Slurms is now the Biebs himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 HC it not honeyed chicken at all. In reality, HC is a lemon cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I have seen lady Blizzardborn staying late at office so that to break all the points of her colleagues pencils left unattendedShe also turned upside down some of their belongings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Kikajon laughs uncontrollably for hours whenever he hears anyone say "Utah".No one knows why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 The knight of ashes is no knight at all.In fact he has been bound apprentice to a pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Stannis for king never presented his candidature. He is on no list actually, not even for mayor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Rovian tendencies aren't always easy to spot. SFK299AL, for example, hides his Dany love behind a facade of Stannisitis. His work as Stannis' PR guy has been a spectacular failure. Not because he's a bad PR guy, but because he's secretly working for the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 Leap doesn't know how to open twist-off bottle caps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoIaF Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 King Joffrey's Revenge hates unicorns and only has that avi because he want to fit in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 MoIaF is responsible for the pigeon problems in every major U.S. city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Lady Blizzardborn was actually delivered in a heat wave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Honeyed, like, chicken lapses into, like, Valley Girl speech, like, whenever he's in, like, under, like, stress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 "It's like, old times," said KoA climbing onto the bar stool next to me."How so?" I asked sliding him a beer."Oh, you know. It's just you, me and a gang of liars, like it always was." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoIaF Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Honeyed Chicken is actually Dijon mustard chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 MoIaF is in realty illiterate and has neither read nor re read any book.just pays the newspaper boy to post here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 StannisForKing299AL is a closet Joffrey fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Lady Blizzardborn can't help whistling The rains of Castamere whenever she stands in a queue.Neither herself or anyone else knows why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Kikajon once threw a rotten banana at Cliff Richards and ran away screaming: "Its a female Aardvark!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Slurms McKenzie changed his name prudently only after knowing the results of Scottish independence referendum.In fact he was previously known as Slurps McKenzie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 :lol: Kikajon is so sexually precocious, he can no longer remember when and how he lost his virginity.But Slurms knows he lost it to Sandra Podley, a woman 33 years his senior, at the 9th hole of the Tenby golf course in the bunker behind the green. And he wasn't a full member of the golf club either. He didn't even pay any green fees. :frown5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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