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Yep, big surprise. But! Don't call the cops yet, it's only 9:30 and all is well. I am in that very small yet glorious window (not literally!) of being totally happy and posi, but not sloppy, mean or belligerent. I'm not even at the typing in all caps phase.

All is well. The world is a beautiful place. I'm like, totally open to anything, man. You guys wanna go out or something? I know a great pizza place that's still open, and I think James' Gate has a trivia night tonight. Fuck yeah!

Or if you just want to chill, totally cool. Like, seriously, ask me anything. I'm ready to spill ally dirty, gooey, personal secrets. Totally open, just ask.

Or, feeling down? Everything is great, and I just want to tell you how awesome you are. Gimme a hug, I am all like huggy right now. I. Am here. For you. You guys all intelligent, beautiful, funny & fantastic people, and I am here to let you know that. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Much as smooches, y'all. Big, sloppy wet and lovey ones. You can run your fingers through my beard too. It's awesome.

Just no driving, ok. Safety first. That couch pulls out, and this one is incredibly comfortable. Sorry, the cat might try to sleep on your chest, or get you to play catch, but she's a doll. The spider plants pump out a ton of oxygen, so you'll sleep like a baby. It's incredible.

Anyways, you're all fucking awesome. And I love that fucking shirt, where's you get it? Looks great. Breakfast at Fiores in the morning, my treat.

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I'd be totally down for pizza or just finding somewhere with Pretty Things on tap, but that whole "no driving" thing is gonna make things difficult.



So maybe we all sit around and drink beers and listen to some Eccentrically Drumming Moonies or whatever it is you meant by EDM?


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I'd be totally down for pizza or just finding somewhere with Pretty Things on tap, but that whole "no driving" thing is gonna make things difficult.

So maybe we all sit around and drink beers and listen to some Eccentrically Drumming Moonies or whatever it is you meant by EDM?

I mean, I'll totally drive. Seriously, I'm good.

No.

But yeah, Pretty Things we can do. And if "eccentrically drumming moonies" means the Who, I totally gotchoo on that as well.

And hugs. So many hugs.

Eyenon, that sounds fucking awesome. Pics or it didn't happen tho.

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I'd be totally down for pizza or just finding somewhere with Pretty Things on tap, but that whole "no driving" thing is gonna make things difficult.

So maybe we all sit around and drink beers and listen to some Eccentrically Drumming Moonies or whatever it is you meant by EDM?

Ladders to Sumeriaaa.

I wish I was drunk.

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I love that you have a Regina Mills T-shirt :P no that is not sarcasm

ive come on this board a few times drunk but usually my posts look like "shadhdevej BL A DE RUNNER basjejeudya"

Theda! Get over here! I've got the 4 disc Blade Runner set, so many Nick Cave CDs, and the cutest fucking cat. It looks like Mr X is comeimg over too. Party! Soooo many records

FB... I think we can do oysters! They're probably Cape oysters.... If its some Boston Harbor shit then... Ugh, I dunno. But good coffe and pastries at least

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I love that you have a Regina Mills T-shirt :P no that is not sarcasm

ive come on this board a few times drunk but usually my posts look like "shadhdevej BL A DE RUNNER basjejeudya"

"I can DIO it!" is going to stick with me for a long time. Twas inspired.

Inspired by liquor as it turns out, but still inspired!

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Ladders to Sumeriaaa.

I wish I was drunk.

First thing I thought was mythological occult metal, but that's Absu, not Melechesh. Awesome all the same.

ETA: yeah, I didn't think of it at the time, but "eccentrically drumming Moon" is pretty much dead on for The Who, isn't it?

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First thing I thought was mythological occult metal, but that's Absu, not Melechesh. Awesome all the same.

ETA: yeah, I didn't think of it at the time, but "eccentrically drumming Moon" is pretty much dead on for The Who, isn't it?

Pretty much!

I've never listened to Absu. Maybe I should.

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"I can DIO it!" is going to stick with me for a long time. Twas inspired.

Inspired by liquor as it turns out, but still inspired!

That's one of my personal favourites of my drunken typos actually. One day I will compile a list of the funniest ones.

@luke - theres a special brand of pride I feel when someone likes my laugh.

used to get told to shut up all the time in school for it lol

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Pretty much!

I've never listened to Absu. Maybe I should.

Yes, I meant Brand New (I have now idea how that got past me... Seriously)

Also, yes, you should listen to Absu. I am going to do that right now.

Keith Moon, man. Wild.

PS, the o ly reason my fiancée is marrying me is because I share a ne

With the so her of Brand New. True story.

Not really.

PPS, does anyone know why Bryan Afams has a picture of him wearing an Emporer patch on his jacket on his new album? It's not all that metal at all :/

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That's one of my personal favourites of my drunken typos actually. One day I will compile a list of the funniest ones.

@luke - theres a special brand of pride I feel when someone likes my laugh.

used to get told to shut up all the time in school for it lol

Since making people laugh is my primary (only?) social skill, I very much appreciate a good, loud laugher.

Laugh often: If not for yourself, then dio it for me.

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