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I've spent since maybe my second year at uni drinking gin quite often (fairly often mixed with Irn Bru) all because it was cheap (and because Bru is overpowering enough to get rid of the gin taste) and somehow it only just the other day I realised how much I fucking hate it. Shifted to whisky as my main spirit now. Slightly more expensive but holy shit it tastes so much better and I don't feel like shit in the morning


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Did I miss Saturday night or did I do it early?

Enjoying my Saturday night (or is it my Sunday night?) buzz.

Gotta love night shift.

You set a wonderful example for all of us. We followed you like the pied piper.

Larry, my coffee is bereft. Perchance it needs whisky as well....

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I have had the loooooooooooongest holiday weekend ever. Don't have kids folks, just don't. They turn into teenagers. Off to deliver nachos and rent to the baby's house tonight so he STAYS THERE.

More whisky needed, stat.

What in the Fuck?

My mother and father never gave me rent money or nachos!

And god help them off they ever referred to me as 'the baby.'

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Indeed. I will quit calling him the baby when he gets off the teat.

Spoiled Leo only child of the entire downtown neighborhood. I have created a monster.

Ahhhhhhh....whisky. then home to finish laundry and mopping.

Edit: with a house blissfully free of teenagers and twenty-somethings. Cheapest childcare I have paid to date.

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