lessthanluke Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 That's one of my personal favourites of my drunken typos actually. One day I will compile a list of the funniest ones.@luke - theres a special brand of pride I feel when someone likes my laugh.used to get told to shut up all the time in school for it lolAnyone who doesn't like your laugh can fight me... I love it and it is infectious lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 RYAN Adams...And yeah, fucking loud crazy laughs are awesome! I'm doing that right meow, and only Turtle is here to appreciate it....Speaking of laughing, who wants to watch NewsRadio? I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyenon15 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Free network sitcoms??? Ewwww gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 Don't drink and post, man.Wait, what? I just saw this. Is this like, a rule? Because, that totally does not fit in with my mental picture of this board.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oak and Iron Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Heya Drunk bastard lol. Got some news for you if you didn't here it yet. TWOW is releasing June 2015 or so I read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I've never listened to Absu. Maybe I should. Oh, you really, really should. They're awesome. They are also tremendously entertaining live, in case you ever get the opportunity to see them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 We've moved on to Pig Destroyer, Mrs Red just came home and is being a surprising good sport about it all. Y'all are missin out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 This thread is making me wish I were drunk. Unfortunately, I have to work tomorrow. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 Oh my god, she's about to shave my unibrow....Edit: oh sweet Christ, the battery is dying! It's just yanking the damn things out!!! Someone help me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 This thread made my night... Big hugs to RRL as well, and no sir, its not us that are beautiful, it is you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Flashheart Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I hope mods don't feel the need to lock this thread. Boarders get drunk sometimes. Sometimes while drunk they want to post. This thread could be a haven for drunk borders. I for one approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 This thread made my night... Big hugs to RRL as well, and no sir, its not us that are beautiful, it is you....Aww, thanks. When we finally meet in person, the first Lone Star is on me. I'll be the guy with the giant bandage on his forehead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Awesome! We finally get to arm wrestle! I'll break it to you tomorrow that I won. Bring that show down here soon. Don't drink and post, man. Drinking and posting is an age old tradition. From the days of locally served chat rooms, bbs systems, hacking local universities, 2400 baud modems and embezzling to pay server fees, there has been drunk posting. Don't mess with a tradition man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 Jillian Michael's is helping me with my upper body strength, but I'm still not confident (who am I kidding, I am the avatar of Confidenc right now!)What do you guys drink, Abita? I am totally able, both financially and emotionally, to deal with these defeats with style and grace. We should arm wrestle at one of Kermit's BBQs, everybody wins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 this is the story of the first time my sister got drunk. (1974)My dad was on the committee of the local Surf Lifesaving Club, and they decided to have a wine and cheese tasting fundraiser. We were roped in as waitresses, I was 18, sis was 14, and under strict instructions to only serve the cheese board, and not to have ANY wine!She snuck a few "tastes" through the night and asked our brother how you could tell if you were drunk. He told her she was fine until she couldn't feel her lips. she then proceeded to pinch her lips to see if she could feel it, then, still holding lip, tried to say "I can't feel my lips!" If you want to get us giggling, to this day, just say "I can't feew my wips" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Don't drink and post, man.Better to tell the rose to cease being beautiful, or the sky to arrest its blueness. Better yet tell the human spirit to remain chain'd and thwarted in tradition's shackl'd sloth.Eta: the episode of news radio where bill writes his autobiography is one the tv's finest moments. "Chicago, 1968. Mayor Daly's thugs clash with protesters on the streets. There I was, sitting in my dorm room watching it on TV and drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordos Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I've had three drunken nights this year so far. Or was it four? The first was my little brother's wedding after-party. I had seven drinks I believe and woke up the next morning in a hotel room with my first real hangover. I've been drunk before but never had a hangover in my life until February 2014! I told myself I would never drink again but I got drunk two more times this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 This thread needs drunken Tormund to really take it up a notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 "I'm drunk, just like you thunk, drunk as a skunk, that's right I'm drunk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polishgenius Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I think Tom Waits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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