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What Does Stannis do for Fun?


Lucky_Knucklebone

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Watches MLP

"Applejack is the one true best pony. All those who deny that are my foes."

I'm imagining Stannis setting up an intricate battlefield model, with miniature soldiers, to represent the great armies of history. He likes to put in his My Little Pony dolls to represent the cavalry, to deliberately confuse Ser Davos.

Other great moments from Stannis' spare time include:

- Hawking

- Reading

- Standing on the edge of his balcony and staring out at the grey sea, brooding on all that he's lost and will gain (the seas are a metaphor for his inner turmoil)

- Helping Shireen perfect her teeth-grinding skills, a talent that any trueborn heir must know

- Staring intensely at the Painted Table

- Pretending that his office chair is the Iron Throne and issuing decrees when he knows that no one is watching

- Thinking about peaches and hideous moustaches

- Instructing his men in synchronized knee-bending

- Subtly hinting to Ser Davos that they should start a doo-wop singing group, called "Stannis and the Stannettes"

- Leaving shaving supplies around the house, and hoping that Seylse gets the message

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