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What Does Stannis do for Fun?


Lucky_Knucklebone

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I actually think he's having some fun ("fun for Stannis-standards") in Theon's TWOW sample chapter, when

he has everything under control and apparently a plan, he has both Greyjoy siblings, trolls the Maester ("Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem", aso.), trolls the Karstarks (He *exaggerated winking* "breaks his fast" *exaggerated winking* with them), he sits just there (Some Karstark: "There are no chairs", Stannis: "There's one... And it's miiine"), reveals betrayal after betrayal, threatens guys with Clayton "Scoop an eye out with a spoon" Suggs, has Massey's and Horpe's clear loyalty, insults Theon as "worse pirate than Salladhor Saan", and cracks one awesome badass line after another. He seems highly confident and stannis-ish amused in this chapter, IMO

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Reading and memorizing table maps,

Playing with wooden knights and devising new field strategies

Coming up with funny nicknames for other characters

Throwing daggers at his older brother's picture.

All this :D

Counts his wrongs.

One for the brother who mocked my hawk,

Spurned my friendship and game me a rock.

Two for the brother who laughed at my wife,

He took my rights and I took his life.

Accompanied by the world's smallest violin.

:lol: :bowdown:

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