SpaceChampion Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'll sign up if I can be Minister of Space. I recommend we take over Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Pfft. Philosophical bleating. True power is rooted in force, namely the ability and will to exercise aforesaid. The hand that...uh, hands... out the highlighter yellow pinnies (and small, cheap trophies with a stylized assassin in crappy 'gold' foil)... umm, rocks... uh, the death squads. Or something. Whatever. Whoever gets us the best uniform gets our support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Pfft. Philosophical bleating. True power is rooted in force, namely the ability and will to exercise aforesaid. The hand that...uh, hands... out the highlighter yellow pinnies (and small, cheap trophies with a stylized assassin in crappy 'gold' foil)... umm, rocks... uh, the death squads. Or something. Whatever. Whoever gets us the best uniform gets our support.Who's in for a rotating pasta party to carb up before games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Er Rn Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'd like to apply for the position of Minister of Health and Human Services. I will vaccinate you and you will like it!:leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Who's in for a rotating pasta party to carb up before games?Nice. Draw up a schedule. This is the kind of take-initiative attitude the Death Squad volleyball deathsquad is looking for. How's your marksmanship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 You are wrong. Supreme executive power derives from the mandate of holy god. Who's ancient texts will be interpreted by the High Minister of Culture. Lord of Oop North, you have my support. The other regime is full of power-hungry elitists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 : Listen. Falsified claims to be part of an incestuous family of dollops is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical family tree. I hereby make it known that I am declaring myself Supreme Commander of the Campaign for the Fall of The Fallen and the Restoration of Democratic Self-Rule of the Masses of the Future Country that will Fall to the Fallen then Fall Again to the Rise of the People.You are wrong. Supreme executive power derives from the mandate of holy god. Who's ancient texts will be interpreted by the High Minister of Culture.Again, Lady Jace has the right of it. That 4th son of the cousin or whatever the hell it was, has a proclamation from God. That's right. The God of, uh, hmm, erm ... kindergarten. Yes, that's it, God of Kindergarten. Hence why religion falls under the Ministry of Education and why it's part of the curriculum. It was given to him by the Messiah, a five-year old girl. And I have the parchment doodled with crayons to prove it. From this day forth, by royal decree, every five-year old girl will be celebrated on their birthday as the Messiah Reborn!So take that. Nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah. (Sticks out tongue.)Lady Jace, make sure you work in our diety (Kindergarten) and Messiah (five-year old girl) into our origins story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Look, I could get behind a system of government based on naked chicks in ponds handing out swords, but this farcial system? It's just asking for tyranny. Taking the proclamations of the God of Kindergarten as absolute gospel is just asking for death squads rounding up and killing anyone who doesn't have the latest Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Such a world, I cannot abide. Such a God, must be opposed ... through noogies, wedgies, and purple nurples, if necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'm with you Limecat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talleyrand Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I call Archbishop of Canterbury, and if we're not taking Canterbury then god dammit i'll make a new one from the ashes of whatever the locals hold dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 Look, I could get behind a system of government based on naked chicks in ponds handing out swords, but this farcial system? It's just asking for tyranny. Taking the proclamations of the God of Kindergarten as absolute gospel is just asking for death squads rounding up and killing anyone who doesn't have the latest Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Such a world, I cannot abide. Such a God, must be opposed ... through noogies, wedgies, and purple nurples, if necessary.Aha! You deride a society inspired by a colorless and gender-neutral God, all so that you can set up a government that sexualize swords.I think I'll be raising our threat level from green to baby blue. And I'll have our High Minister of Defense get started on production of our most deadly water balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'm thinking crawfish fra diavlo for the first pasta party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevvy Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I want to be Foreign Minister.I've no formal experience but my aggressive-yet-ever-so-friendly accent should deter attacks on us, and if not I can just speak slang and confuse the life out of them, and while they're confused we attack them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 I want to be Foreign Minister.I've no formal experience but my aggressive-yet-ever-so-friendly accent should deter attacks on us, and if not I can just speak slang and confuse the life out of them, and while they're confused we attack them. We've got out new High Foreign Minister. Don't worry about lack of experience, we're forging a new path in governing and such. Confusion will be useful for our purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I might be willing to end my backing of Lord of Oop North's opposition if I can have a prominent place in the ministry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I claim the role of First Minister of a small region on the outskirts of the country. I demand devolution from this new regime, with at least one independence referendum by 2020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevvy Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I claim the role of First Minister of a small region on the outskirts of the country. I demand devolution from this new regime, with at least one independence referendum by 2020.You'll need to wait 307 years I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'd like to apply for the highest paid cabinet position with the least amount of work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'd apply to be the minister of propaganda if the place is still availableNo experience in the field but willing to take courses. Problem resolving attitude, good team work and natural leadership skills.A strong propension for humor and nonsense complete my profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I might be willing to end my backing of Lord of Oop North's opposition if I can have a prominent place in the ministry. Unacceptable. The price for treachery is death by elderberry inhalation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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