Archmaester Drew Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 What is your favorite ASOIAF quip, jape or comical moment? For example: Prince Daeron gave a weary shrug. “Egg has the truth of it. Aerion’s quite the monster. He thinks he’s adragon in human form, you know. That’s why he was so wroth at that puppet show. A pity he wasn’tborn a Fossoway, then he’d think himself an apple and we’d all be a deal safer, but there you are.” -The Hedge Knight Link to V.1: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/115932-what-is-your-favorite-asoiaf-quip-jape-or-comical-moment/ :) Edit: Fixed link. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universal Sword Donor Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 “Don’t look at me so mournful, Lucas. You still have your famous hand.” She made a pumping motion with her fist.”-Asha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmaester Drew Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 'Bronn, son of--No one you ever heard of.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liaraeyne Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Littlefinger: ''Lord Renly spends more on clothing than half the ladies at court.''Renly: ''There are worse crimes. The way you dress, for example.'' (Book 1, one of Eddard's first council meetings I think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gar Weg Wun Sygerrik Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 From the show but when Tyrion asks Bronn for advice on the upcoming battle Bronn tells him to "Stay low". Which is funny because he's short, obviously, but its even funnier with how the battle turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrhen Blackwood Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Ser Maynard Plumm (Bloodraven) in The Mystery Knight has two absolute gems regarding marriage and the wedding pie. "One-and-twenty sorts of birds," said Ser Kyle. "One-and-twenty sorts of bird droppings," said Ser Maynard. "You have no poetry in your heart, ser." "You have shit upon your shoulder." "This is the proper way to fill a pie," Ser Kyle sniffed, cleaning off his tunic. "The pie is meant to be the marriage, and a true marriage has in it many sorts of things—joy and grief, pain and pleasure, love and lust and loyalty. So it is fitting that there be birds of many sorts. No man ever truly knows what a new wife will bring him." "Her c*nt," said Plumm, "or what would be the point?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixfromAshes Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Dolorous Edd's quotes Though mayhaps this was a blessing. Had he lived he would have grown up to be a Frey - Wyman Manderly Renly: You'll be pleased to know she came to me as a maid Stannis: In your bed she's like to die that way Jaime to Loras: Now sheathe your bloody sword, or I'll take it from you and shove it up some place even Renly never found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmure's Floppy Fish Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 "How would you like to die Tyrion, Son of Tywin?""In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a bellyful of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonWolfRose Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 This is a bit on the morbid side but still funny to me. It was Cersei’s walk of shame and having a dead cat thrown at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmaester Drew Posted October 5, 2014 Author Share Posted October 5, 2014 "The giant was dangling a bloody corpse by one leg, the same way Arya used to dangle her doll when she was small, swinging it like a morningstar when menaced by vegetables." ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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