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TTTNE 441 - In honor of PISSED!

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Eyron-san、最初の, on 15 Oct 2014 - 7:41 PM, said:
"Let me tell you a story of bravery, young'un. A tale of heroism and sacrifice. *cough* A tale of a day when the world shook in it's very foundation... It's the story of a young woman, a woman who missed the bus. Impossible you say? It may seem so to your innocent mind, but this was a dark age. It was an age of great unfortune and millions of lost minutes all over the world. But, let us start at the beginning... *cough cough* It was a day of fairly good weather, but it could easily have been a rainy day, see, it rained a lot when I was young..."

We, the Pedestrians and Commuters of the World, do hereby declare ourselves free from tyranny. For centuries, we have been harassed and ill-treated by stagecoaches, porters and drivers. We have been forced to run by fast-moving vehicles, forced to endure people reeking of salami asking for our tickets and evil men that look us straight in the eye as they drive away and leave us choking in dust and enhaust. We are PEDESTRIAN'S INTERNATIONAL: STOP the STUPID and ERADICATE the DUMBASSES, herefore to be known as PISSED.

We are PISSED and the madness must stop! Our ethics and principles demand that we take necessary measures to assure that the milk of human kindness is returned to the commuters that have supported these types of services for so long.

The demands of PISSED are guided by our ethics and are required immediately:

1. All travel schedules must have 'compassion time' built into them. Compassion time means that if you see the little old man or the young mother with a stroller and 2 other kids that you will wait for them. People visibly running to the bus and waving their hands get 30 seconds. Half-hearted efforts get an additional 10 seconds. Those showing no urgency should be left behind so they can improve their human experience by meditating on the streets where they travel until the next bus.

2. Commuters are not sardines. All the stupid dumbasses that attempt to cram more people than permitted into car must be immediately reeducated to know the anatomical differences between sardines and humans.

Preamble

DreamSongs The Representative of America, Mark Anthony The Consul of America, Eyron-San The Representative of Sweden, Adara The Representative of Germany, Buckwheat The Representative of Slovenia, Nymeria and Helena The Representatives of Great Britain

Resolve to mark a new stage in the progress of devloping Human Rights,

Moved by the abysmal treatment and harassment at the hands of stagecoaches, porters and drivers,

Drawing inspiration from the innumerable occasions whereby we have been forced to pursue fast-moving vehicles, endure the odours of foul breath from inspectors, and the heinous, reprehensible individuals who look us in the eye before departing at speed, to abandon us in a cloud of exhaust fumes,

The establishment of the Pedestrians International: STOP the STUPID and ERADICATE the DUMBASSES, henceforth to be known as PISSED seeks to end this gross violation of our rights, upholding the ethics and principles that are due us as members of a free, democratic and united World.

Title 1 - Common Provisions

Article 1

By this Treaty, the HIGH CONTRACTING PARTIES establish among themselves the institution of PEDESTRIANS INTERNATIONAL: STOP THE STUPID AND ERADICATE THE DUMBASSES, hereinafter called PISSED, on which each of the High Contracting Parties confers competences to attain objectives they have in common.

Article 2

1. PISSED is founded on common goals of achieving reasonable travel schedules, accommodated by what shall be referred to as "compassion periods". This provision shall obligate members of public transport institutions to allow a grace period for members of the public visibly attempting to gain access to their transportation.

2. Grace periods shall vary, according to the characteristics of the member of the public in question. Under Category A, public transportation officials must allow an unlimited grace period. Under Category B, public transportation officials must allow a grace period of 30 seconds. Under Category C, public transportation officials must allow for a grace period of 10 seconds. Under Category D, public transportation officials are under no obligation to allow a grace period.

3. For furth information on each Category, refer to Art. 3

Article 3

1. Persons falling under Category A for the purposes of Art. 2 include those in visible distress and the extremely vulnerable. This includes, but is not limited to, the elderly, the very young, and those individuals heavily burdened with luggage and/or small children.

2. Persons falling under Category B for the purposes of Art. 2 include those noticeably calling attention to their need to their urgent need to use the public transportation in question. This includes but is not limited to audible verbal remarks and visible body gestures.

3. Persons falling under Category C for the purposes of Art. 2 include those who make small attempts to draw attention to their need to use the public transportation in question. This includes but is not limited to those who make a noticeable attempt to increase their pace, and make small gestures.

4. Persons falling under Category D for the Purposes of Art. 2 include those who make no attempt to draw attention to their need to use the public transportation in question. It is felt that such individuals shall benefit from a period of meditation at the public transportation waiting spot whilst they await the next vehicle.

Article 4

Commuters are to be treated as individuals of a reasonable frame of mind should expected to be treated themselves. They are not to be treated as a food type that is canned and preserved in oil, as this is a gross mistreatment of their Human Rights. Any such Public Transport Official who is unable to make this differentiation shall henceforth be required to attend an 24 week course, in order that they be re-educated as to the anatomical differences betwixt a human being and a sardine.

My thanks to Helena and Dreamsongs for the wonderful write up above.

Well, I better go be productive with my day now. Carry one SPAM!!!!!

Edit: Also, the Unicorn Statute needs to be included if anyone could type that up.

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Congrats KJR! I am off to bed. Nym...could you continue this and add the delivery and unicorn statutes?




Preamble


DreamSongs The Representative of America, Mark Anthony The Consul of America, Eyron-San The Representative of Sweden, Adara The Representative of Germany, Buckwheat The Representative of Slovenia, Nymeria and Helena The Representatives of Great Britain, Kikajon The Representative of Italy.


Resolve to mark a new stage in the progress of devloping Human Rights,


Moved by the abysmal treatment and harassment at the hands of stagecoaches, porters and drivers,


Drawing inspiration from the innumerable occasions whereby we have been forced to pursue fast-moving vehicles, endure the odours of foul breath from inspectors, and the heinous, reprehensible individuals who look us in the eye before departing at speed, to abandon us in a cloud of exhaust fumes,


The establishment of the Pedestrians International: STOP the STUPID and ERADICATE the DUMBASSES, henceforth to be known as PISSED seeks to end this gross violation of our rights, upholding the ethics and principles that are due us as members of a free, democratic and united World.



Title 1 - Common Provisions


Article 1


By this Treaty, the HIGH CONTRACTING PARTIES establish among themselves the institution of PEDESTRIANS INTERNATIONAL: STOP THE STUPID AND ERADICATE THE DUMBASSES, hereinafter called PISSED, on which each of the High Contracting Parties confers competences to attain objectives they have in common.



Article 2


1. PISSED is founded on common goals of achieving reasonable travel schedules, accommodated by what shall be referred to as "compassion periods". This provision shall obligate members of public transport institutions to allow a grace period for members of the public visibly attempting to gain access to their transportation.


2. Grace periods shall vary, according to the characteristics of the member of the public in question. Under Category A, public transportation officials must allow an unlimited grace period. Under Category B, public transportation officials must allow a grace period of 30 seconds. Under Category C, public transportation officials must allow for a grace period of 10 seconds. Under Category D, public transportation officials are under no obligation to allow a grace period.


3. For furth information on each Category, refer to Art. 3



Article 3


1. Persons falling under Category A for the purposes of Art. 2 include those in visible distress and the extremely vulnerable. This includes, but is not limited to, the elderly, the very young, and those individuals heavily burdened with luggage and/or small children.


2. Persons falling under Category B for the purposes of Art. 2 include those noticeably calling attention to their need to their urgent need to use the public transportation in question. This includes but is not limited to audible verbal remarks and visible body gestures.


3. Persons falling under Category C for the purposes of Art. 2 include those who make small attempts to draw attention to their need to use the public transportation in question. This includes but is not limited to those who make a noticeable attempt to increase their pace, and make small gestures.


4. Persons falling under Category D for the Purposes of Art. 2 include those who make no attempt to draw attention to their need to use the public transportation in question. It is felt that such individuals shall benefit from a period of meditation at the public transportation waiting spot whilst they await the next vehicle.



Article 4


Commuters are to be treated as individuals of a reasonable frame of mind should expected to be treated themselves. They are not to be treated as a food type that is canned and preserved in oil, as this is a gross mistreatment of their Human Rights. Any such Public Transport Official who is unable to make this differentiation shall henceforth be required to attend an 24 week course, in order that they be re-educated as to the anatomical differences betwixt a human being and a sardine


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Eyron-san、最初の, on 15 Oct 2014 - 7:41 PM, said:

"Let me tell you a story of bravery, young'un. A tale of heroism and sacrifice. *cough* A tale of a day when the world shook in it's very foundation... It's the story of a young woman, a woman who missed the bus. Impossible you say? It may seem so to your innocent mind, but this was a dark age. It was an age of great unfortune and millions of lost minutes all over the world. But, let us start at the beginning... *cough cough* It was a day of fairly good weather, but it could easily have been a rainy day, see, it rained a lot when I was young..."

That should be the prologue :D

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Can't forget where we started! PROBE was short lived but influential.

And also we mustn't forget to appreciate the work of our wallflower Buckwheat for standing up against public transportation oppresion and making her struggles known :)

Without her where would we be today?

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ALL HAIL PISSED! :commie: and well considering this was my first race, one post too late isn't bad :P GRATS KJR!!!



Wait what was the unicorn statute again? :o



KJR:



4. Bus stops, subways and trains must sell cold water, hot coffee and reasonably priced meals for commuters that may have forgotten something. Buses stuck in traffic must take delivery of food delivered by bicycle couriers.



5. Large dolls in private vehicles in the commuter lane to make it look like there are multiple adults in the vehicle is just plain creepy and remains illegal. Large stuffed teddy bears, unicorns and cartoon characters are now legal. If a commuter is pulled over with a giant unicorn, the police will provide escort to the drivers destination as a courtesy.



I think this is it! Add that to your post please :P



Ugh, I'm not feeling good at all today... developed a bad cough upon getting home and I'm starting to feel really unwell. Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow... but I was feeling bad all the way home from uni, I feel really weak and tired and feel like I'm getting the flu or something. My arms hard and feel kinda stiff but they work fine, could be cause I was carrying my backpack and handbag with heavy book/laptop in it and altogether it is pretty heavy, it leaves my arms sore



On the other hand I saw a weird kind of ladybird today, it was black with red spots, I think it was 2 red spots. I saw quite a few today and I have never seen any before today. They don't walk or crawl but kinda glide alone the floor and can fly. It was so strange.. one landed on my dress, it kind of hopped or something, I got it off but didn't touch it with my hands just in case. Internet says they are cannibal ladybirds ;_;



Um does anyone know anything about these ladybirds?? Just I'd never seen any before today and all of a sudden I saw loads! Not just in one place either. I saw a couple at uni, few at train station and some in my home city too. Weird



Oh and my best friend came back :commie: I'm just so glad he's back, I missed him :c



:commie: :commie: :commie:


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Evening!



Congrats to KJR on the win. I am glad to see a thread dedicated to PISSED. ;)



And welcome back, Odie! :D



Nym, I had to google ladybirds there, I thought you were speaking of actual birds! I only knew the word ladybugs. Interesting that you mention those, I saw one on Monday in my friend's hair, at the faculty.



I just learned that I will not start lessons at 8.50 on Fridays. Instead, I will be starting at 7.10. Yay. Always glad to have to wake up in the middle of the night. <_<


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