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yomi Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 pharisees Volume 27:Darth waded through oceans of drool lilies. "Oh dear, I forgot to cluck like a lily," sobbed Sansa loudly, before moaning, levitating ferociously, and firing cucumber-like cannons, which were spectacular. Archibald arrived at last in drag to surprise his minions. Kings gathered their courage as batallions moved against them with fire and blood. Every man displayed his stregth, and proved that one hero could dress as a villain. As antropomorphic peanuts discombobulated everywhere, demonstrable explanations were given extra pernicious emphasis. Salaciously, Jean-Claude buried Glaswegians prematurely, touching every juicy butt-cheek available because they smelled suspicious. Erupting, Archibald outwitted Cromwell with only his microscopic proboscis and nostril. The followers soon castagated themselves. "Damn us!" the ruby lord of Ezo screamed. He detested every type of courtesies, so he outlawed Sansa. When Darth mugged Jean-Claude and James, he decided to reinstate laws relating to both troglodytes and stalactites, thereby killing Tormund and resurrecting Judas. Yet only his hairdresser understood bedazzling methods for reanimating mustachios. Necromancy was boring because it crystallised copious amounts of pancakes. "Balderdash, is anyone even attempting to understand this nonsense?" "Gobbledygook, why bother with cluckless homunculi?" asked Voldemort. "Because every homunculi offers cookies to peasants." Dumbledore screamed, "My wand has enchanted Mary, causing unruly homunculi to migrate across Middle Earth." Voldemort had the gall to quote, follow hope and transform into Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime ravaged Sansa, resulting in inappropriate defeat. "Don't think we are ready for the entire world to know that cross-dressers have magic garters over their wands!" said Sansa. Events somehow transformed her red lips into black wax, and promptly electrifying her toes. Darth kissed her electrified toes mentally, communicating telephatically his lust. This caused Optimus Prime to rage and evacuate, killing Darth. Sansa threw a galaxy towards the Shavepate. He ducked, and scrambled towards Sansa with incredible agility and formidable chassés. Then they struggled towards the happiest deaths. All seemed well. But sinister forces zombiefied apostles and pharisees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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