Gibzit Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Dany Being jon's nissa nissa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Sorry to break it to you but... Tolkien would never hurt me in this way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Oh and if the Three Heads of the Dragon decide to honour certain ..... customs of their ancestors. Summer islands style.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Lord's Daughter Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Nothing. There are some things I would hate if they were to happen (eg Arya dying, Jon/Dany marriage happening) but I'd still read it till the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Also...if Middle-Earth happens NOT to be on the other side of the planet...since we proved it was in another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibzit Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Also...if Middle-Earth happens NOT to be on the other side of the planet...since we proved it was in another thread. How is that even a possibilty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojen Pasta Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 How is that even a possibilty? Anything is possible with Elvish magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard of the Rainking Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I could get behind throwing the book into the fire if Ned was still alive. But beyond that, I would hate it if: -Jon/Dany marriage -Anyone is a targ besides Jon -Jon's mother is never revealed -Mance is Rhaegar. But all those ones I would probably still read to the end. I knew it. Dany is a secret Lannister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibzit Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I knew it. Dany is a secret Lannister. How were we so blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Cold Fingers Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 How is that even a possibilty? Large planet. Get in a ship...keep sailing east or west...and you'll reach the shore of Middle-Earth...where do you think Brandon the Shipwright ended up?? Plus...Men bear the Gift of Men, mortality...which sounds a lot like 'The Gift'...which is death. Mortality = Death. Anything is possible with Elvish magic. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard of the Rainking Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 How were we so blind? Silver-BLONDE hair. How more obvious could it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onceaskrull Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I guess I don't have any deal breakers. Maybe if the series got even more decompressed than it already is and I just grew tired of waiting that I might just...stop. There are theories I hate with a passion (Jojen paste, Tyrion the Targaryean, Benjen is Daario) which, if they turned out true in all their ridiculous implausibility, I would be super disappointed and irritated, but I'd likely keep reading unless the entire series deteriorated to the kind of nonsense that those three theories are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibzit Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Silver-BLONDE hair. How more obvious could it be? and tywin obviously wanted revenge on aerys for the joanna incident, so now we have dany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILiveInAGiant'sEye Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Jon dying at the hands of a crying Bowen Marsh. With the first chapter at the wall in twow being a new election for LC. Heh now that I think about it, it would be kinda funny at how much rage there would be if Jon turns out to be dead as dirt and was nothing more then a red herring for 4 books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojen Pasta Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Jon dying at the hands of a crying Bowen Marsh. With the first chapter at the wall in twow being a new election for LC.Heh now that I think about it, it would be kinda funny at how much rage there would be if Jon turns out to be dead as dirt and was nothing more then a red herring for 4 books. I like the theory that Jon is dead dead and that GRRM will have Jon chapters for Jon Con just to piss people off. I wonder how many people would throw their book at a wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard of the Rainking Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 and tywin obviously wanted revenge on aerys for the joanna incident, so now we have dany. Daenerys = End Aerys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat of the Rivers Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 "...And that Bran is what happens if you don't stop climbing. I'm headless, your lady mother's a vengeance crazed zombie who hangs Freys and has a guerrilla war with the Lannisters while being the leader of a ragtag group of misfits, Robb's killed at a wedding reception, Sansa's is a politician without scruples, Arya's a killing machine, you turn into a tree and Rickon is raised by unicorns and a wildling." Bran nodded solemnly and never again climbed a tower. If it turns out that everybody are just Faceless Men in disguise. If everybody's a bastard child of another person. If Jon and Dany fall in love at first sight and their love unites all of the evil doers of the world and peace and pure happiness reigns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizarys Stark Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 HR=HS=bonfire at my place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sj4iy Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Jon Snow being truly dead by Marsh's hands or, worse, Jon coming back as some sort of 'un' version of himself like LS. And really, I would be just as upset if Dany, Tyrion, Arya, Sansa or Bran got similar treatment. I was invested in Ned and got over his death. I was invested in Robb and got over his death. I hated it when Catelyn came back as a vengeful zombie. There's just so much I can take before I'm just no longer interested in the story...and I'm not going to pretend that all of the secondary characters that Martin has invented are enough to support the rest of the story or make it interesting. I'm invested in the original six- those are the characters I like, the characters I care about. Now, if one or more of these characters die at the end of the story by sacrificing themselves somehow, then I'm fine with that. I just don't want un-Jon running around before he finds out who he is, or Dany dying off (or going crazy) before she gets to Westeros, or Bran turning to the 'dark side' and fighting humanity because he's with BR. I don't require a happy ending...but I do want a sensible story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George48 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Well George is a good writer so he could probably keep me interested no matter what.That being said I would find it infuriating if most of the fan theories came true (you know which ones) thus ruining the story.An other way to get me to nuke random cities after consuming 10L of vodka is if Georgie pulls a fast one on us and the story turns into a "classical" high-fantasy with all the tropes and cliches and loses all its originality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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