Seaworth'sShipmate Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 What if Lord Tywin insisted that Cersei marry Balon Greyjoy and shipped her off to the Iron Islands? Would she adapt to her new life well? What adventures might ensue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallTyrion Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I can't imagine she would enjoy the Iron Born lifestyle. Or that the Iron Born would tolerate her. She would probably have poisoned Balon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 No need for a FM. Balon would have jumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Yolo Swaggins Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 He could insist all he wants, Balon is still married at the time of his death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 That is certainly one way to garner sympathy for Balon. The guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed but no one deserves to have Cersei inflicted upon them. So, no she would not have adapted to her new life and she would have made Balon just as miserable as she made Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodorisfaclessman Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I think her first day would be the biggest fucking shock ever'''That tiara you are wearing.....did you pay the iron price for it?''cersei: wtf?balon'' iron or gold?'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbent_Unbroken Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I'm honestly not sure who I'd pity more in that case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallTyrion Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I think her first day would be the biggest fucking shock ever '''That tiara you are wearing.....did you pay the iron price for it?'' cersei: wtf? balon'' iron or gold?'' hahaha oh the mental image of that is fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 No need for a FM. Balon would have jumped. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maid So Fair Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 The combined stupidity would probably cause an implosion of the entire universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Blue Eyes Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 1) Balon is married. 2) Balon would tell Tywin to suck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waters Gate Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 1) Balon is married. Saltwives ... pass em around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Blue Eyes Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Saltwives ... pass em around Cersei would love it. Tyrion even more :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee-Sensei Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I think her first day would be the biggest fucking shock ever '''That tiara you are wearing.....did you pay the iron price for it?'' cersei: wtf? balon'' iron or gold?'' "You blush as red as Theon, Cersei. A question was asked. Iron or gold?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larastone Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Cersei would end up making him her bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dofs Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Poor Balon. And all the people that are close to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I'm honestly not sure who I'd pity more in that case. Obviously Balon, Cersei at least would find comfort in the fact that she's finally the smartest partner in a pairing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dofs Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Obviously Balon, Cersei at least would find comfort in the fact that she's finally the smartest partner in a pairing. Well, Cersei thinks she is the smartest anywhere with anyone so I don't think that she would feel somehow different with Balon. Although with Balon it may really be actually true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor Clegane's head Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Balon would probably kill her for something stupid then get wiped off the face of the planet by Tywin. That's what Balon would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion of the West Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Obviously Balon, Cersei at least would find comfort in the fact that she's finally the smartest partner in a pairing. Well, she was smarter tha King Bob, seeing how she fooled him, and if Jaime was smarter than her can be debated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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