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As for crowning Lyanna in Elia's presence - yeah, uncool. As for his terrible crime of leaving his wife and children in the safest place imaginable, though, sorry, I'm not with you. Harm came to them only because a full-blown war started and the capital, and the realm, were lost. Really can't insure against that. For this, I don't blame Rhaegar any more than I blame Ned for leaving Bran and Rickon in Winterfell.


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I don't remember who wrote this (someone on this forum), but it's gold:



Rhaegar: "Babydoll, I don't like making the beast with two backs with that sexy wolf girl over and over again while locked away in our own private love nest any more than you do, but if I don't I can't get her pregnant with the legendary hero I read about in ancient tomes from an extinct culture, and then ice zombies will eat everybody! I'm doing this for you snookums! Snookums?Snookums where are you going??"



Whoever you are, sir/madam, well played.

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I don't remember who wrote this (someone on this forum), but it's gold:

Rhaegar: "Babydoll, I don't like making the beast with two backs with that sexy wolf girl over and over again while locked away in our own private love nest any more than you do, but if I don't I can't get her pregnant with the legendary hero I read about in ancient tomes from an extinct culture, and then ice zombies will eat everybody! I'm doing this for you snookums! Snookums?Snookums where are you going??"

Whoever you are, sir/madam, well played.

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/90862-how-did-rhaegar-explain-andor-justify-his-kidnapping-of-lyanna/?p=4609213

I believe you were looking for this post.

My favorite one would be this though

"I think that if we had a memory of Jaime form KL, when Rhaegar returned and went to his wife's room, it would have been something like:

Jaime remembered how Rhaegar had took a deep swallow of Dornish red before enetering the room. "Wish me luck" he said... and how quickly he ran out of it, plates and ornamented wine glasses, gifts from thier wedding, shattering all around him. "...that Northern slut! *smash* A teenage girl! *shattering* What does she have that I don't?! *wedding albums being torn apart* In the special hideout I told you about! *crash* Asshole!""

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After reading AFfc and finding out just how sexually liberated the dornish are, I couldn't help but wonder if Elia was in on the whole thing and ok with it. Who knows, maybe she has her own lovers, too. Sexual fedelity isn't that important for everybody, and Rhaegar and Elia didn't seem to have any special affection between them (it was an arranged match after all).

Is it so crazy to believe that he explained the whole prophecy to her and she said "go do what you gotta do?"

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After reading AFfc and finding out just how sexually liberated the dornish are, I couldn't help but wonder if Elia was in on the whole thing and ok with it. Who knows, maybe she has her own lovers, too. Sexual fedelity isn't that important for everybody, and Rhaegar and Elia didn't seem to have any special affection between them (it was an arranged match after all).

Is it so crazy to believe that he explained the whole prophecy to her and she said "go do what you gotta do?"

I will never state anything is nonsense after Worlds, but I doubt it.

Targ history has track record of Targs getting prophecy wrong, and half brother causing hell for their silbings and children.

There is also the matter he publicly shamed her and such, and Lyanna being the most influential lady of her day.

But again, nothing is impossible.

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After reading AFfc and finding out just how sexually liberated the dornish are, I couldn't help but wonder if Elia was in on the whole thing and ok with it. Who knows, maybe she has her own lovers, too. Sexual fedelity isn't that important for everybody, and Rhaegar and Elia didn't seem to have any special affection between them (it was an arranged match after all).

Is it so crazy to believe that he explained the whole prophecy to her and she said "go do what you gotta do?"

how awesome would it be, imagine:

Rhaegar + Elia, IS Aegon, HOWEVER, it's later revealed, that Elia due to her dornish horniness CHEATED on Rhaegar with someone ELSE, and Aegon is actually half Martell and half whomever.

It would be SO awesome, that it actually IS the kid from way back when, switched, and STILL is a fake.

That my friends, is how you write a proper (f)Aegon twist.

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And Aegon's real father that Elia cheated on Rhaegar with?



DARKSTAR :o (valyrian features)



That's right, Aegon Targaryen, is actually Aegon Dayne.



im kidding of course, this is jsut for fantasy's sake


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And Aegon's real father that Elia cheated on Rhaegar with?

DARKSTAR :o (valyrian features)

That's right, Aegon Targaryen, is actually Aegon Dayne.

im kidding of course, this is jsut for fantasy's sake

In that case I'd put my money on Arthur Dayne. Valyrian features, Dornish like her, badass and close proximity due to being a KG member . Just joking of course though.

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In that case I'd put my money on Arthur Dayne. Valyrian features, Dornish like her and close proximity due to being a KG member. Just joking of course though.

obviously. Although, that could make Aegon theoretically a contender for the next sword of the morning.

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So Elia finds out Rhaegar is cheating on her with Lyanna, falls into the arms of a devilishly handsome Dayne, gets pregnant. Rhaegar thinks it's his, they even name him Aegon. Aegon looks none different, since daynes also have valyrian features. Unless, Rhaegar found out, and that's why he went to Lyanna


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I will state anything is nonsense after Worlds, but I doubt it.

Targ history has track record of Targs getting prophecy wrong, and half brother causing hell for their silbings and children.

True. By this point Elia probably knew her husband well enough to know that there was no stopping him when it came to the prophecy stuff.

There is also the matter he publicly shamed her and such, and Lyanna being the most influential lady of her day.

Yeah I'm not sure why he did that, it was pretty stupid. Even if Elia had agreed to the idea of Rhaegar boinking Lyanna I doubt she'd be expecting to have everyone in the realm notified publicly that he prefers someone else.

Maybe Rhaegar thought after learning a bit about Lyanna that she would need some dramatic thing like that to be convinced to run away with him.

I don't buy the he was mad with lust/love thing - Rhaegar didn't seem to really have feelings other than "melancholy"

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i could totally make a crackpot theory now lmao. Darkstar + Elia = Aegon. D+E=A. or even Arthur + Elia = Aegon A+E=A. And THATS why Rhaegar was so melancholy, he found out about it, but had to keep up the charade for politics sake, and fell into the arms of Lyanna. R+L=J STILL happens


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i could totally make a crackpot theory now lmao. Darkstar + Elia = Aegon. D+E=A. or even Arthur + Elia = Aegon A+E=A. And THATS why Rhaegar was so melancholy, he found out about it, but had to keep up the charade for politics sake, and fell into the arms of Lyanna. R+L=J STILL happens

Please make it A+E=A. Even though Darkstar is handsome and all I have a hard time imagining any woman being seduced by him the moment he opens his mouth. Arthur on the other hand... :devil:

obviously. Although, that could make Aegon theoretically a contender for the next sword of the morning.

Give me sword of the morning over the King of Westeros titles blah blah blah anyday. I'd take the badass sword over a prickly throne.

So Elia finds out Rhaegar is cheating on her with Lyanna, falls into the arms of a devilishly handsome Dayne, gets pregnant. Rhaegar thinks it's his, they even name him Aegon. Aegon looks none different, since daynes also have valyrian features. Unless, Rhaegar found out, and that's why he went to Lyanna

I'm picturing a passionate romance at Starfall between Arthur and Elia. :lol:

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Please make it A+E=A. Even though Darkstar is handsome and all I have a hard time imagining any woman being seduced by him the moment he opens his mouth. Arthur on the other hand... :devil:

Give me sword of the morning over the King of Westeros titles blah blah blah anyday. I'd take the badass sword over a prickly throne.

I'm picturing a passionate romance at Starfall between Arthur and Elia. :lol:

the only reason why i DIDNT assume arthur, is 1) because arhur is SO full of his honour, and 2) it actually DOES give us a reasoning for Darkstar.

it's all bs though none of this is real hahaha

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