Seaworth'sShipmate Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 This is gonna sound crazy, but I did a reread of Storm of Swords and found something interesting: I think Ive found out that Joffrey is really Taena Merrywhether. After he was poisoned, I think Joffrey warged into Taena at the feast. Right when his body was about to die, Joffrey gasped harshly and pointed. We think he pointed at Tyrion, but it was actually Taena. After that his soul escaped through his finger and latched itself onto Taena. He became friends with Cersei in the way he did, because Cersei is his mother, and he wanted to be close to her, but he did not know how to explain himself. As soon as the faith captured Cersei though, he fled, thinking to raise an army to free her. Thouhgts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmnomnomPomelo Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 You are going too far, ser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Yeah, you've crossed from borderline trolling to outright trolling I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Seems legit, but you missed the bit about how he was really sexually attracted to his mom and his poisoning at his own hands was his way of warging into taena so it wouldn't be incest when he is fingered by his mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Typer of Dorne Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Seems legit, but you missed the bit about how he was really sexually attracted to his mom and his poisoning at his own hands was his way of warging into taena so it wouldn't be incest when he is fingered by his mom True and knowing his mother would blame his uncle, removes him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Warning Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Well obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Yeah, you've crossed from borderline trolling to outright trolling I think. Indeed. Good job. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaworth'sShipmate Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 Wait... is it only Starks/ Northmen who can warg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Joffrey is Lyannas son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrqs Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 "Ants" was better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightstar_ Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 And then he had sex with his mom because, well, he could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balerion the one eared cat Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Sorry, but it's common knowledge Joffrey warged Boots. Ser Pounce is Tywin, forget this Dusky Woman business. Dunno who came up with that nonsense, it's so obvious he's a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen.Sansa.Lannister Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Well, now we know for sure Lord Arryn is a troll. We could only guess before. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 And then he had sex with his mom because, well, he could. The irony is that she would enjoy the sex more if she kew it was incest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Song so Sweet Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 It is too obvious trolling to be a good attempt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehandwipes Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Wait... is it only Starks/ Northmen who can warg? http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/120793-incest-is-magic-westerosi-genetics-and-the-origins-of-supernatural-phenomena/ Apparently, incest is an essential aspect of magic in Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Santa of House Claus Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I thought this was pretty obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeryll Darklyn Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Joffrey is Lyannas son. Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon2908 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 So that means Joffrey has been having sex with cersei. Also too many warging theories lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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