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Ever wanted to start a GenChat thread but you were afraid to watch it sink down the page without views or comments? Now's your chance to start a thread nested comfortably within this one. As every response should be the OP of a thread that will never get responded to, if you get no responses, you're doing it right.



ETA: Though I suppose each successive OP could refer obliquely to a previous OP, sort of how a Jeopardy question is really an answer.

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Are Cheese Lovers an Existential Threat?



People who love cheese look like ordinary people (actually sometimes they dress like 18th-century fops, but hey, whatever) Can we really trust anyone who eats partially decayed drippings from the mammary glands of obese ungulates? Why do they think they can show their faces in public?


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Did anyone else read the book Stone Fox as a child?

"Anyone who crosses this line, I shoot." Classic.

Separate thread for a tangential discussion.

If you're armed and witness someone cross that line is it acceptable to shoot?

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How about windows in westeros?

flat glass for windows wasn't even invented, there were only some expensive stained glass windows in temples and maybe in the big representing rooms in castle. How did they manage elsewhere?

always keep shutters shut except in sunny day?

avoid totally the use of windows?

only small,cuts on the wall to let in little air and a little light and a lot of cold?

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Are People Who Don't Follow the Rules of the Thread Thread Ruining the Thread Thread?



What do you think of people who ignore the rule that every post must be the OP of a new thread? Can the moderators sanction them, or are they just as likely to move the Thread Thread to Forum Games and lose whatever GenChat parodic potential it had? I mean Forum Games is full of virgins, is it not?

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Is there a thread for people suffering from complete indignation?



I've lived in my apartment for 8 days now, and today someone stole two fuses (the old fashioned kind) from my electrical cabinet out in the hallway - while I was in the shower. No replacements were on hand, so I had to walk for 50 minutes to get new ones. :bang: :box: :bs: :stillsick: :spank:


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The gf and I have a running gag about all the Jesus bumper stickers that you see. We want to make a line of "Cheeses" ones. "I love CHEESES!" "TRY CHEESES!" "I TRUST IN CHEESES" etc.



Although really I'm disappointed this isn't a discussion of the attributes of various fibers and their respective qualities as threads. Are you a linen or cotton man? Are your small clothes wool or silk, or something crazy I've never heard of?


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Are People Who Don't Follow the Rules of the Thread Thread Ruining the Thread Thread?

What do you think of people who ignore the rule that every post must be the OP of a new thread? Can the moderators sanction them, or are they just as likely to move the Thread Thread to Forum Games and lose whatever GenChat parodic potential it had? I mean Forum Games is full of virgins, is it not?

FACT. I hang out down there.

Is there a thread for people suffering from complete indignation?

I've lived in my apartment for 8 days now, and today someone stole two fuses (the old fashioned kind) from my electrical cabinet out in the hallway - while I was in the shower. No replacements were on hand, so I had to walk for 50 minutes to get new ones. :bang: :box: :bs: :stillsick: :spank:

We have one here.

So how many virgins does it take to screw in a fuse?

your mom screws in a fuse

What is your method for avoiding ATM fees? Last year I spent way too much on these bothersome charges.

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What is your method for avoiding ATM fees? Last year I spent way too much on these bothersome charges.

I go to the bank and take out a bunch of cash if I'm going out of town for late night drug purchases, bribes, etc.

If I'm going to over draw my account, I go to one of my bank's atms and just take out $400 so I only get one overdraft charge instead of a few. Half measures avail us nothing.

That's all I got. Have faith in cheeses.

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