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Volume 32:

Many were devastated from the ban on dildos, which caused widespread divorcing. Only Halfdan could see Hell with binoculars. Princess Mushroom served her revenge upon masturbation by abstaining from bathing and praying recklessly. However, Stank Peterson stunk of Stank Williams' wall of stinky stench of poo. Subsequently, felt smelly until Stank Peterson washed his smelly tarantula, Joe. Then Cockatricia sent for assassins to dance with Joe. Each buttcheek bled profusely until buttjuice soaked everyone beautifully. That was refreshingly tasty. Steve Jobs and Frodo Baggins began exploring the stink, discovering Joe taking out several jars and bags of feces and urine. Princess Malena fired nuclear chemicals, dispelling Cockatricia's soldiers. Therefore, Joe the Tarantula crawled into piles of anacondas and squirrels. Together, they galavanted towards moonlit mountaintops where succubi suckled from cacti pork. "Glorious leader! We mustn't lick the envelopes!" said Benedict earnestly. Eggbert stabbed however you liked, but please don't hurt him, otherwise king Tyrion I will flay and snog everyone in Hamsterdam Hamsters, Hamsterland. "No!" yelled Princess Mushroom to Freddy 'Five Fingers' Pierre, because he needed a drink. She commanded the locusts to decimate thousands of tiny greenfly maggots. While wielding manacles across his favorite leg, Gaston the Great escaped Azkaban using heroine and hamsters. Dementors swarmed in and tongued every last hamster, until sharks protested against Finnish Germans who wanted half pints of piss. Sickboy included soup in the treaty of Versailles, for ending all books immediately. This outlandish toaster immediately gave truffles to Princess Mushroom, while her trapeze rocketed high. Bartholemu sprang the prisoners using fireworks and springs. They vanquished Mojo Mike Anderson's moustache wantonly. She flipped spaghetti hoops dramatically until suddenly a peasant decided platypi were outrageously aggresive, and tastefully shot be joyful peasantry. Gladys tackled Monseigneur Cockatrice as hordes of witches cast fertility spells on chameleons. The situation deteriorated once wheelbarrows forced themselves into service stations to cary nuclear teacups. Nimble detectives Moon Boy and Ramsay Blow shed tears for mostly exterminating all cretins from planet Grrth. Cockatricia fled from tyrannical pesticides. Cautiously, she

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