MercenaryChef Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 i am even more worried about a trip to jurassic park now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 This book is nothing but class warfare. Disgusting. Look, a poor dinosaur can turn you just as gay as a rich dinosaur. Trust me. It doesn't take money to all gayed up after spending some time with a dinosaur. Uhmm. Or so I'm told... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 He's certainly turning those books out fast. Yes I clicked though all 5 pages, I admit to being dissapointed that I could not find Nobel Goat Turned me Gay, but at least there are several Tentical edditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Really it would have to be A Noble Goat Turned Me Objectivist - Vivian St Black needs to get on this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 i am even more worried about a trip to jurassic park now.HahahahaI just yell-laughed very loud at this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 This book is nothing but class warfare. Disgusting. Look, a poor dinosaur can turn you just as gay as a rich dinosaur. Trust me. It doesn't take money to all gayed up after spending some time with a dinosaur. Uhmm. Or so I'm told... while your anecdote is fine and all some of us have hard data. kinsey report on being forced gay by wealthy dinosaurs. you cannot argue with data like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 INCREDIBLY ACCURATE STOCK PREDICTIONS 65 million years of compound interest makes anyone look like a good investor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Drat. It's about time some transgressive author started subverting these played out tropes. Well then, I think you'll like what I've got cooking up. In my new novel "The Dinorapists of Wall Canyon" the main billionaire dinosaur is actually a cleverly disguised early mammal. Basically the book sets out to dismiss the racist myth that only reptiles are capable of raping humans into gayness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Really it would have to be A Noble Goat Turned Me Objectivist - Vivian St Black needs to get on this! Something similar may have already been written. No noble goats yet though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionAhaiReborn Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 This book is nothing but class warfare. Disgusting. Look, a poor dinosaur can turn you just as gay as a rich dinosaur. Trust me. It doesn't take money to all gayed up after spending some time with a dinosaur. Uhmm. Or so I'm told... Sure, the right dino can turn anyone gay. But only the dino-bourgeoisie, whose control of capital markets through incredibly accurate stock predictions allow them to monopolize the means of production and state, can, by leveraging these social relations, force you or any other prole gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerol Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Wouldn't the Incarnate Evil Chicken be more inclined to forcibly change someone's orientation than the Noble Goat? Just asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Wouldn't the Incarnate Evil Chicken be more inclined to forcibly change someone's orientation than the Noble Goat? Just asking for a friend. Sexual orientation, yes; philosophical orientation, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Not the school mascot too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 while your anecdote is fine and all some of us have hard data. kinsey report on being forced gay by wealthy dinosaurs. you cannot argue with data like that. SCIENCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Ahem https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/543318824012247040/photo/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 14, 2014 Author Share Posted December 14, 2014 Ahem https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/543318824012247040/photo/1 TEACH THE CONTROVERSY! Lulz. Nice find, Kair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Ahem https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/543318824012247040/photo/1 Well then, that explains a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 TEACH THE CONTROVERSY! Lulz. Nice find, Kair. Wil Wheaton re-Tweeted it earlier. Super timely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 14, 2014 Author Share Posted December 14, 2014 One thing we know for sure, you aren't getting a reach around from a T-Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 while your anecdote is fine and all some of us have hard data. kinsey report on being forced gay by wealthy dinosaurs. you cannot argue with data like that. I'll be damned. Bet you $10 that Michelle Bachmann's next business venture is going to be destitute dinosaur therapy, with the intent of turning gay people straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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