morticia Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 A thread for the batty, bizarre, deranged, irrational, mad, paranoid, preposterous, psychotic, senseless, crazed, cuckoo, demented, lunatic, moonstruck, raving, raging, rabid loonies. Anything goes here, as long as it makes no sense. Come, share your unwisdom :commie: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 So we just complain or confess stuff?Or share a whole lot of our faux pas experiences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 So we just complain or confess stuff?Or share a whole lot of our faux pas experiences?You can if you wish, anything goes really. It's just a place to pour out crazy thoughts without being judged :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Okay... um I have always wanted to sleep with a dwarf... just to try it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 I have as well haha. Big things come in small packages :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJDonegal Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Why don't toucans fall over with those big beaks of theirs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 ^ right!? :shocked:Why doesn't the Starbucks goddess lady have boobs anymore?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 Why don't toucans fall over with those big beaks of theirs?Because their beaks contain helium. Obviously. ^ right!? :shocked:Why doesn't the Starbucks goddess lady have boobs anymore?!?!She had a masectomy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 I didn't know that cats had belly buttons until recently...and now it creeps me out to think of it. One of my many stupid mis-thoughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Charles of Rosehaven Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I didn't know that cats had belly buttons until recently...and now it creeps me out to think of it. One of my many stupid mis-thoughtsIm glad dogs dont have them it would be strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I didn't know that cats had belly buttons until recently...and now it creeps me out to think of it. One of my many stupid mis-thoughts This changes everything....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share Posted December 17, 2014 This changes everything....... They're just mini people with fur and claws...waiting, plotting, scheming. They will end us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nymeria10k Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 OH YES TIME TO BOOGIE Winter is coming because horny weirdwood trees. I'll show myself the door :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share Posted December 17, 2014 I'll never be able to look at snow the same again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I have eaten tree bark and leaves before.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 I've eaten leaves too...They go great with tomoatoes and parmesan :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I've eaten leaves too...They go great with tomoatoes and parmesan :rofl: :lol: i meant other leaves :p so i have to somehow make time to go to two families for xmas :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share Posted December 20, 2014 I have to do the same as my parents are divorced. I'm seeing my mum for christmas dinner then seeing my dad in the evening for nibbles. wait, this post is sounding too normal...I need to say something insane quick....WHEELBARROWS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 when I was a young kid, I lit matches on a school bus and watched the flame.......... I was suspended from school and later expelled from using the bus..... good thing I moved a lot :p WHEELBARROWS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nymeria10k Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 wheelbarrows have wheels and they go round and round and spin and shit.. does the world spin when you're high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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