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Who wants to rewrite some puns? Here's the cards for immediate reference:

On the first day... House Tully came bearing gifts...

Family, Duty, Honor

Presents

Tully - family, duty, honor

On the second day... House Greyjoy ran out of power...

What is Dead May Never Die

But May Just Need New Batteries

Greyjoy - we do not sow (or what is dead may never die/ but rises again, harder and stronger)

On the third day... the Freys decorated their tree...

We're Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Frey - ??

On the fourth day... House Bolton entertained their neighbors...

Northmen Hung by the Chimney With Care...

Bolton - our blades are sharp

On the fifth day... House Arryn got into the spirit...

Stockings Hung by the Moon Door With Care

Arryn - as high as honor

On the sixth day... the Tyrells were all class...

May All Your Wishes Blossom

Tyrell - growing strong

On the seventh day... House Martell set their table...

God Rest Ye Merry Dornishmen

Martell - unbowed, unbent, unbroken

On the eighth day... House Baratheon loaded up the sleigh...

For the Night is Dark and Full of Presents

Baratheon - ours is the fury

On the ninth day... the Lannisters were prepared...

A Lannister Always Brings Gifts

Lannister - hear me roar! (or a Lannister always pays his debts)

On the tenth day... House Stark was feeling chilly...

Baby, it's Cold up North

Stark - winter is coming

On the eleventh day... House Targaryen put their dragons to good use...

Chestnuts Roasting on a Dragon's Fire

Targaryen - fire and blood

And if anyone's really good at photoshop... (^_-)

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Imagine if the hype train had not been derailed? We would all be speculating about the release date that would be supposedly coming right now.

:crying:

Family, Duty, Hype

Ours is the Hype

Fire and Hype

Hype is Coming

What is hype may never die, but rises again, hyper and hyper*

*tm some reddit user

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I think we should do something for Chinese New Year.

Isn't that in February?

When is the Westerosi New Year? Since we don't have names of the days or months...How do they keep track of each year? It ain't by the seasons!

Plus...Wouldn't it be the Yi Ti New Yearos? :P

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I think we should do something for Chinese New Year.

Isn't that in February?

When is the Westerosi New Year? Since we don't have names of the days or months...How do they keep track of each year? It ain't by the seasons!

Plus...Wouldn't it be the Yi Ti New Yearos? :P

Hmm. Apparently it's going to be the year of the goat. (And yes, google says Feb 19.) They have some crazy monsters in Yi Ti don't they? We could create a Yi Tish zodiac or something.

As for the bolded part - that is an excellent question!

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Hmm. Apparently it's going to be the year of the goat. (And yes, google says Feb 19.) They have some crazy monsters in Yi Ti don't they? We could create a Yi Tish zodiac or something.

As for the bolded part - that is an excellent question!

Maybe they count the Moons Turn...but how that does not regulate the seasons...I would LOVE to know.

Three moons could do it. If the three moons are different rotational patterns about Planetos but only when all three are in somewhat of an alignment do they have an affect on the magnetic polarity of the planet which causes a seasonal change.

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