Kikajon Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 All cereals are killers!yesterday evening they almost did it!I wanted a light supper...just a cup of milk and cereals...gosh!!! You can only imagine how it ended..no witnesses.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motherofkitties Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Have you people tried Kellog's Krave? Because that stuff is at least as addictive as heroin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhangel Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I can't keep cereal in the house or I will eat it by the handful throughout the day. I am also so afflicted. Can we discuss the serious topic of dry vs. wet cereal killers? Because I've often suspected some deep psychological perversion, some childhood disturbance must be behind the desire, nay, compulsion of so many to take perfectly delicious cereal and drown it in the mammary secretions of a bovidae (or ground up soy beans or almonds which are essentially plant zygotes) until it is a soggy and miserable wreck of its former self. Sickening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 The joys of dry cereal are amazing. Now if they would just market Lucky Charms with only the marshmallows, I might be tempted to consume thier processed, sugary chemical goodness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shpati Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 From when I was way young till I was 19 (maybe 20), I could literally eat nothing all day except 3-4 bowls of cereal. Then suddenly, I just stopped eating cereal, which was weird. Recently though (23 now), I was craving it because I saw Phoebe eating Fruity Loops on FRIENDS, and I got myself a box and it was GOOOOOOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shpati Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 The joys of dry cereal are amazing. Now if they would just market Lucky Charms with only the marshmallows, I might be tempted to consume thier processed, sugary chemical goodness. I don't know much about cereals as much as I used to, but they still haven't released Lucky Charms Only Marshmallows? My brother and I used always talk about how they should like 5 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted01 Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I love cereal, but I go through stages of eating it every day, then go weeks without it. The best cereal I have ever tasted is Lion bar cereal. Chocolate and caramel bites, just like the chocolate bar. It also turns the milk chocolatey. Heaven. I just wolfed down a bowl as I read this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protar Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I don't really like cereal that much. It's weird. Like who's idea was it to put loads of wheat in milk? Weetos are pretty good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I still love cereal in all of it's sugary goodness. And I absolutely refuse to ruin it by pouring milk on top of it. How does one get the cinnamon-sugar goodness of their toast crunch if it is all floating in milk while the cereal gets soggy? It is my go to late night snack as well. Think I will get my some as soon as I am done typing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I thought I was weird for only eating dry cereal. Good to see I'm not alone. My favorite now is Fruity Pebbles. And I've liked Pops. But I've never been crazy about cereal, especially when I was younger.My younger brother however, went on like a one year binge where he would eat a huge bowl of Frosted Flakes or Pops in milk for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 haha capn crunch. two cheers for mouth shredders.am able to eat the fuck right outta cinnamon crunch from whole foods. after third bowl one night, wife filed formal grievance. am accustomed to 'you drink too much' or 'isn't that enough computer time today?' but fucking with my cereal just tears it. i note with no small horror that she has not petitioned against cigarettes--they are literally killing me, yo. there's the locus for crusading! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Initially, I thought you meant eating them at Wholefoods and she filed a grievance with management. That's a hell of a relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 am able to eat the fuck right outta cinnamon crunch from whole foods. after third bowl one night, wife filed formal grievance. am accustomed to 'you drink too much' or 'isn't that enough computer time today?' but fucking with my cereal just tears it. i note with no small horror that she has not petitioned against cigarettes--they are literally killing me, yo. there's the locus for crusading! I'm wondering if this has anything to do with the sound factor. My wife can't stand slurping and/or crunching noises. Cereal is usually my go to late night snack. Often times she'll be watching one of her shows while I'm on the computer, tearing in to a bowl of sugary goodness. Drives her up the fucking wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 @ drawk - I am writing you in for a Nobel Peace prize for the homemade smores combo, assuming they still let laypersons vote on best innovation in cereal category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I hate it when the cereal fights back. Looking at you Captain Crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westerosi Coast Gangster Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Cap'n crunch shreds the gums :*( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I miss Flutie Flakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionAhaiReborn Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I have not touched that stuff in many, many years, but I swear that you can injure the roof of your mouth on that poison. Is this thread turning into "What's up with killer cereals?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterbound Posted December 21, 2014 Author Share Posted December 21, 2014 It was always honeycombs or cinnamon toast crunch for this kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dya of Oldstones Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Sugar Smacks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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