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NFL Week 16: Bag Boy vs The Legion of Boom


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The next 2 weeks should be fun to watch. In fact, it's possible everyone will have something to play for next week(in other words, no mailing it in and resting everyone).



I do hope that the NFC South continues it's death spiral. This division is a sick joke. Right now I'am rooting for the Panthers to win the division with a 6-9-1 record. Perhaps this will be a big enough embarrassment for the league to change their ridiculous policy of automatically awarding division winners with a HOME playoff game.



Seriously, can you imagine the defending champion Seahawks traveling 3000 miles to play those chumps? What a fucking travesty!


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Ahh yes, that good ole Marc Trestman play calling. You have a QB who hasn't started a game in, what, four years? Against the #2 defense in the league you start the game with two pass attempts and then a run on third and long.



Wait, I mean, goddamn it Jay Cutler. You should have made those passes and catches.


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Seriously, can you imagine the defending champion Seahawks traveling 3000 miles to play those chumps? What a fucking travesty!

Don't worry that only happens if Bag Boy defeats the Legion of Boom which is about as likely as Bag Boy defeating his other nemeses: over-eagerness and the fryalator. The Cardinals, an 11-3 team, are a 9 point underdog at home solely because of Bag Boy.

Though it would just go to the narrative that the Cardinals really, really can't catch a break.

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Don't worry that only happens if Bag Boy defeats the Legion of Boom which is about as likely as Bag Boy defeating his other nemeses: over-eagerness and the fryalator. The Cardinals, an 11-3 team, are a 9 point underdog at home solely because of Bag Boy.

Though it would just go to the narrative that the Cardinals really, really can't catch a break.

OK, now I' am going to be dense. Did Lindley actually used to bag groceries? If so, could be a good omen(you know , the Kurt Warner thing)

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