honeyed chicken Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 And so it goes and so it goes. Merrily lying our way into a new year. :) So, come one, come all, lift a glass and say your worst (or best, depending on how you look at it.) :cheers: Happy New Year to all you liars, now let's get with it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 HC has a dynamite recipe for Roasted Aurochs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salafi Stannis Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn is not actually Stannis' Hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 Stannis is captain of the good ship Lollipop.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 HC periodically gets the urge to wear old-fashioned women's clothing and open a roadside motel.ETAAnd terrify women in showers with a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda of the Vale Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Knight of Ashes is terrified of all fruits and has been diagnosed with severe fruitphobia. The exception is bananas. Knight of Ashe thinks bananas are lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 Andromeda would like to open a Tesla dealership in her market and call it Tessa's Teslas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Nothing restores HC's faith in romance than the image of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Knight of Ashes has the world's most extensive collection of "adult" Muppet videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Lady Blizzardhorn is a result of a crowded new year's eve party, an overlarge mug of eggnog and gravity working in sync. Don't ask how, use your imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Arya kiddin' is saving money for an operation...on a pet frog. Poor little thing has a damaged voicebox and can't "ribbet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Lady B. Is building a conspiracy to spread Muppets in all the threads until no one will talk of asoiaf any more but only of Muppet show and movies.She has already infiltrated the wiki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Kikajon has decided to spend her life trying to prove her belief that Ned Stark was modeled after Hugh Hefner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Marlynm Monroe used to go to sleep with only 2 drops of perfume.KoA goes to sleep only after having olied himeself with olive oil, and rolled into a mixture of parsley, sage, rosemary, pepper and salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Kika killed Marilyn Monroe I sawree it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Mark killed the radio Stars.every single one. With a dragon biscuit.then he laid the blame on video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 3, 2015 Author Share Posted January 3, 2015 Kika lost her job as a tour guide at the leaning tower of Pisa when she pushed an annoying American tourist off the top. To be fair, the others on the tour cheered for Kika at that point, but her employers were less sympathetic given the insurance claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Last night in HC's town there was a ruckus. The FBI working with the local police had apparently found 200 semi automatic rifles, 25000 rounds of ammunition, 50 grenades, 300 kg of Heroin, $10 million of forged US banknotes and 30 trafficked Vietnamese prostitutes. All of these in a dilapidated attic of a house in the alley behind the public library. "This is just astounding!" said Mrs. Chicken to HC. "Yeah" replied HC "I'm shocked too! I didn't know we had a library..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 4, 2015 Author Share Posted January 4, 2015 :lol: You are very funny, Mr Kiddin'! :) I was gonna tell you all the one about AK going up the Amazon in a canoe, but he keeps making angry faces and reaching for his gun when I do that, so I'll hold off on that till he's in a better mood. For now let's just say he's the only guy I know with a .44 magnum that has mickey mouse ears for a gun sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 HC once was kicked out of Disney land for "Over use of smiles and laughter". When asked for comment, all HC would say is "They just don't appreciate happy emotions like they used too...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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