honeyed chicken Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 If there was a pet rock craze going on now, KJR would surely be part of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 HC tried to build a multi-million dollar empire on the concept of the pet pebble. It never caught on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn refused to go out in the sun for her first ten years after her arrival planet earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Mark Antony is Joaquin Phoenix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 Bex is Sandra Bullock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Honeyed Chicken is Phyllis Diller. Wait, we've done this before..... I was gonna tell you all the one about AK going up the Amazon in a canoe, but he keeps making angry faces and reaching for his gun when I do that, so I'll hold off on that till he's in a better mood. For now let's just say he's the only guy I know with a .44 magnum that has mickey mouse ears for a gun sight. The canoe makes its appearance. :commie: The thread is now complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Arya Kiddin' once fooled the American navy into a complete pants off surrender, unheard of at the time but now the most common terms of surrender of the naval world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 That 8 bit image Leonardo uses as his avatar is a flimsy attempt to paint him as artsy. Do not be fooled by it, even now he is enjoying the newest call of duty on his PlayStation, pressing X repeatedly and paying respects and all that shit. Edit: Reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Every noon at lunch, AK would take a box and go to the park. He would sit on a bench, place the box beside him, and assume a thoughtful position. When someone asks him what he was doing, Aryan would reply - that's right- "I'm thinking outside the box."This amuses AK for hours on end, and makes him forget the all-engulfing void that's at the center ofhis life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 KoA lurks in parks hour after hour to ask total strangers meaningless questions about what they are doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 HC started life as a fish, found his way close to the core of the earth and ingested a magical undiscovered mineral that instigated an extraordinary evolutionary leap within the space of a year into homo sapien form.Never did get rid of those now-useless gills though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 The BBC's popular Qi television quiz show was DG's baby till Stephen Fry unceremoniously elbowed him out. OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Honeyed chicken is not actually honeyed, just a little extra roasted with castor sugar. But alas, caramelized honey does not have the same ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morticia Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Arya kiddin' went to an STI clinic, thinking it was the Chiropractic clinc.Whilst waiting in the queue, he started to chat to some of the people in the waiting room. He exclaimed to people in the waiting room, cheerfully: "I've been coming here for years and years, they do a brilliant job on me! They always hit the right spot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 -Starky- is a city planner...who put an STI clinic next door to a Chiropractic clinic hoping for some hilarious mix-ups to occur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Lady Blizzardhorn likes the falling sensation people sometimes get when they are in a state which is quite but not entirely unlike sleep. It gives her a kick that only a Jagerbomb otherwise can provide. This perfectly explains why half her earnings are sent as a donation to the Werchonkerlane Institute of Sleep Falling and Allied Studies. The other half are obviously spent on Jager and Red Bull. Only if she knew, that the Werchonkerlane Institute is actually a place made up by her ex to fleece her.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 AK licks his balls 'cause he can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 AK licks his balls 'cause he can. *dies* KoA just surpassed the gross quotient previously set by, well himself. It was one of the times he tricked us into looking at his selfie titled Nekid Me. Helena had a seizure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJR the PR of TaFW Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Arya kiddin' doesn't know how to take a selfie....... :leaving: In fact, he is quite confused with all electronics. All he has to say about this queer level of competence is "They just don't design technology like the canoe these days!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 The canoe makes its appearance. :commie: The thread is now complete. Your canoe is never completely gone ser, ever. But it won't appear as often as it used to. ;) KJR claims to be from New England to confuse the people who are after him (for reasons I am forbidden from elaborating on here). Instead he is operating from a remote bunker in the Oaxacan mountains where the Zeta's keep out the unwary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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