Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 What are the dumbest/strangest/craziest theories you have ever heard? Mine are:Khal NedVarys is Joffreys motherThe others are aliens (or any theory regarding aliens)AntsThe Others fuck sheepAny theory regarding Hodor, other than that he is Frey or descendent of Duncan the tall, whilst I myself am sceptical of these, there is at least some logic behind themJons father is both Rhaegar and Ned, in other words Ned warged into Rhaegar and fucked LyannaSam is Azor AhaiAsha Greyjoy is a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F The King Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Roose is an immortal vampire who wears the skin of his sons to stay young, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Is A Sweet Poison Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 r+l = j Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Roose is an immortal vampire who wears the skin of his sons to stay young,I have heard this one before, it is very strange indeedAlso the theory that Varys is a Fish-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Patchface is working for the Children of the forestRobert Baratheon is Jon Snow's real dadMace Tyrell knew about the plot to kill JoffreyJoffrey was prosessed when he did those evil deedsStannis has more Targ blood then known Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Also the theory that Quaithe is Dany's future self and that Brans future self travelled back in time to possess Jaime to push him out of the tower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Uncle P Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Gregor Clegane was an undercover agent of House Tully. Martin world is meant (canonically) to be Midde Earth's later agesThe Old Gods are real in real life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Gregor Clegane was an undercover agent of House Tully. Martin world is meant (canonically) to be Midde Earth's later agesThe Old Gods are real in real life!What! I think the last two may be the dumbest theories I have ever heard for anything, please send me the links. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen.Sansa.Lannister Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 What are the dumbest/strangest/craziest theories you have ever heard? Mine are:Khal NedVarys is Joffreys motherThe others are aliens (or any theory regarding aliens)AntsThe Others fuck sheepAny theory regarding Hodor, other than that he is Frey or descendent of Duncan the tall, whilst I myself am sceptical of these, there is at least some logic behind themJons father is both Rhaegar and Ned, in other words Ned warged into Rhaegar and fucked LyannaSam is Azor AhaiAsha Greyjoy is a manI probably shouldn't ask, but what is 'Khal Ned'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 The theory States that Ned Stark and Khal Drogo will be reincarnated into one person, Khal Ned, for more detail look at the crackpot of the year award thread by Stannis the Mannis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen.Sansa.Lannister Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 The theory States that Ned Stark and Khal Drogo will be reincarnated into one person, Khal Ned, for more detail look at the crackpot of the year award thread by Stannis the Mannis.Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiko Dragonhorn Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Any theory regarding Hodor, other than that he is Frey or descendent of Duncan the tall, whilst I myself am sceptical of these, there is at least some logic behind them It's pretty obvious that Hodor will be heir to the Crossing once the BWB is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 It's pretty obvious that Hodor will be heir to the Crossing once the BWB is done.I would almost go as far to regard any other Hodor theory as a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Daario is Benjen. TWoW will be out in 2015... :(This seems plausible, otherwise the show will surely overtake the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Uncle P Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 What! I think the last two may be the dumbest theories I have ever heard for anything, please send me the links.http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/83089-gregor-clegane-is-a-double-agent/The old gods are real thread is deleted sadly. Was only posted last week or so by a poster called "lothloreen" i thinkCant find the Middle Earth one, read it back in 2012 here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallTyrion Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 R+L=D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Also concerning Hodor theories I remember hearing in some theory that Hodor is the name of the Great Other and one which stated that Hodor is a word used to control Dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Skwisgaar Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Anything having to do with Syrio Forel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Howland as the high septon is easily the most ridiculous thing I've seen, as far as theories that someone actually took seriously (as opposed to people who put up crackpot theories to attention-whore, knowing they're crackpot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Howland as the high septon is easily the most ridiculous thing I've seen, as far as theories that someone actually took seriously (as opposed to people who put up crackpot theories to attention-whore, knowing they're crackpot).I have seen about 10 new ones of these today alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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