TyRiONswanson Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Sex. Sleep. Sativa. Steak. Sh*t. Shower. Sushi. Sake. Sex. Sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted January 15, 2015 Author Share Posted January 15, 2015 I am disappoint. I thought our chatting last night had depth and meaning. Turns out I was a diversion. :P That was the high point of my evening. Perhaps the stark contrast once you had gone to sleep left me bereft and boooooored. Or maybe it was the bad cold I have now coming on trying to bore me into going to bed early. If so, an interesting tactic by the ol' immune system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Hello? HELLO!? Anyone here? This place is scary when there is no one else around. :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I'm drunk, but not that happy-go-lobster drunk that started this shit. I'm pouring high proof liquor in the smouldering embers of righteous rage. Picking twitter fights, stirring shit up with friends and relatives, and trying to enlighten the youth of today on the joys of (not so) subtle Swiftian satire.Fuck your traffic jams and eat babies, you fucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I've been hitting the gin and tonics. I've been busy as all hell all week, I go on vacation for a week Saturday morning, I've barely started packing, I have a whole bunch of work to do tomorrow and my effing printer has gone nuts, telling me the printer head has malfunctioned. I've taken out and re-installed all the ink cartridges, I managed to print a couple of pages, but now nothing more will print. I guess in the midst of all this I'll have to run out and buy a friggin' printer, because I have to print my travel docs. Bloody hell, I need another G&T. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I'm pouring high proof liquor in the shouldering embers of righteous rage. Pure poetry. And though I've never read any Swiftian Satire, tomorrow I will do my research tomorrow. I've been hitting the gin and tonics. I've been busy as all hell all week, I go on vacation for a week Saturday morning, I've barely started packing, I have a whole bunch of work to do tomorrow and my effing printer has gone nuts, telling me the printer head has malfunctioned. I've taken out and re-installed all the ink cartridges, I managed to print a couple of pages, but now nothing more will print. I guess in the midst of all this I'll have to run out and buy a friggin' printer, because I have to print my travel docs. Bloody hell, I need another G&T. :( Ugh. I too hate the few days before I take leave from work. I can't help but try and set up everything perfectly for the people that are covering for me. Here's to you having a relaxing vacation. "Gulp". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted January 17, 2015 Author Share Posted January 17, 2015 A timely reminder...a very timely reminder... I might have to invite you over for a playdate if I get that bored again. Sooo, I'm up for promotion and I have to deliver a packet (read here 5 1/2" binder) proving that I've done things in the last 3 years on Tuesday morning. I am currently drinking whisky and working on it. Seriously this bitch has 5 chapters. I'm looking at the template thinking, "I haven't done SH++ but my JOB for the last three years." My job, teaching 9 or 10 sections of college freshman physics / term. So I am putting y'all down as my "professional development training". Back my drunk ass up if they call you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Yo, I got your back Lily. I'm all sciency n shit, too. Totes credible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted January 17, 2015 Author Share Posted January 17, 2015 Yo, I got your back Lily. I'm all sciency n shit, too. Totes credible. Excellent! This goes under "Multi-disciplinary and Multi-cultural Teaching and Science Discussion Seminars" . I'll be hosting another at both SasQuan and ConQuest in the Hotel Bar in my bathrobe. Certificates of completion will be available (I'm learning). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Excellent! This goes under "Multi-disciplinary and Multi-cultural Teaching and Science Discussion Seminars" . I'll be hosting another at both SasQuan and ConQuest in the Hotel Bar in my bathrobe. Certificates of completion will be available (I'm learning). The Physics of Ass-Kicking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Too Fat Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Masturbateand/orDrink so much that you fall asleep crying in the shower because the things you love most in life are not real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 So I am putting y'all down as my "professional development training". Back my drunk ass up if they call you. Consider it done. I mean, we talked about teaching at Capclave, so it's totally true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Put me down too! If any one calls, I'll just be all "yeah I'm a fucking teacher! Who said I wasn't? Who the fuck are you pal? I'm such a teacher I fuckin take you to school, egghead. Oh yeah, Lily? Of course she's great! Don't be an idiot, give her the job, Seamus."!Ok, on second thought... Maybe I'm not the best reference... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted January 17, 2015 Author Share Posted January 17, 2015 Consider it done. I mean, we talked about teaching at Capclave, so it's totally true! Expect PM's requesting an email to confirm. I think that will be sufficient. Seriously. I am TRYING to set a precedent here for all workers who need some kind of "proof" to write off a trip for prof-dev. I am also HEARTILY SICK AND TIRED of lectures about blackboard. :rofl: I love you redbeard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex. Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Oi oi topboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Dislike my friends like auto correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Wait, lectures about the Blackboard CMS? Fuck that. I'm pretty tired of all the "workshops" featuring random Pearson products as well. That may be more of a high school specific thing. And I'd totally give you my work email to help back up your efforts to connect with secondary school STEM teachers. I mean STEM is totally one of those terms that education administration folks go crazy over, right? I can probably coach RRL on his reference abilities next month. Granted, we'll probably both be well-beered at the time, so it may not be the best coaching..... ETA: This was all supposed to be in reply to Lily V, but I wandered off on an unrelated Google/YouTube/Twitter music trip with the Reply window still open. And then there were three extra responses. I blame beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex. Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 We've got your back Mr X :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 We've got your back Mr X :) Does this mean I'm best to watch my front? ETA: Whoah. I linked that video because of the song without watching the video. Hadn't realized it was on the Fresh soundtrack, which would explain all the movie clips in the video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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