HexMachina Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I see a glass of whisky in my future with a hole in the bottom. Why, you ask? Good question class. It's because there's one in front of me and all of the liquid has been drained twice already.The solution to this is to drink direct out of the bottle...so I hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 Madam, you are a genius. In addition, I believe my wallet will be grateful if I go home. I was there for a second but CHAOS was visiting so I went someplace totally calm and quiet by comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 We're toasting our cat, a freeborn tabby of the USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 We're toasting our cat, a freeborn tabby of the USA. Toasted or not, cats are probably not very good eating. I am drinking lagunitas trying to make myself not sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 We're toasting our cat, a freeborn tabby of the USA.Ach. *raises glass* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Ach. *raises glass* We can do it properly next week! I AM SO EXCITE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 YEESSSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 Ach. *raises glass* , we've got to get out of this trap" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 To toasted cats! 'Gulp' mmmm jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 mmmmm toasted cats, it is a gas, gas, gas... now it is time to raise a glass of your favored liquor.....that's it just raise it while i drink mine..... ...oh yeah vodka and tang tonight... just as a shout out to the Original Mercury 7 and its only living member Big John Glenn... ... :smoking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatole Kuragin Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 oh goodness where my homies at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Sonofabitch! At a friends birthday party and drank so much i burnt my thumb lighting the cake! Only option is to drink til i forget about the pain. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted February 7, 2015 Author Share Posted February 7, 2015 Your other option is to burn through all those stupid nerves. I recommend this highly. First and second degree burns suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Hmmm. Im indecisive. Ill compromise and do both. Drink more and burn away those damn nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkins200 Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 *hiccups and clinks glass* I ate cake. I did not burn myself! The cake was disappointing, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Ugh. I hate disappointing cake. This one at least tastes OK, it is worth the injury.May you always in the future have tasty cake!(Drink a shot of Jack) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 don't listen to LV. she is well known around the FQ as Annibel the Cannibal, as she is numbered among the secret masters of the anthropophagoi, as described by herodotus, but she is refined, a true sophisticate of the post-troglodytic age, eating no raw meats of h. sapiens, but always cooking them to at least medium rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 As a fellow Louisianaian. Ill take your word for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 don't listen to LV. she is well known around the FQ as Annibel the Cannibal, as she is numbered among the secret masters of the anthropophagoi, as described by herodotus, but she is refined, a true sophisticate of the post-troglodytic age, eating no raw meats of h. sapiens, but always cooking them to at least medium rare. ... or recommending they cook themself :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Given last night's shenanigans, I am surprised I did not post in here. I have brought shame on my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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