Okajaya Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 During Dance of The Dragons, why did Ser Kermit Tully chose The Blacks over The Greens?Because it's not easy being Green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynestorm Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Boo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Brandon Badwater Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 No. Just no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane snow Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Dad joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 You win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Brandon Badwater Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 During Dance of The Dragons, why did Ser Kermit Tully chose The Blacks over The Greens?Because it's not easy being Green.Do you publish a regular monthly newsletter with these jokes which i could subscribe to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Tyrion: Where do whores go?Hodor: Hodor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimJames Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Why shouldn't you trust a Lannister? They're always Lion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienarea Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 The Winds of Winter will be released in 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilusmagnus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Wasn't the whole Kermit and Elmo Tully thing MEANT to be a Muppet reference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Brandon Badwater Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Q Why did the dragon cross the kingsroad? A To prove he wasn`t chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilusmagnus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Jon and Bran are stark-rossed brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sj4iy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Jon and Bran are stark-rossed brothers. He who would pun would pick a pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternET Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 So it wasn't because once you go black you never go back ? Was it possible to warg inside Animal Tully ? Is he an ancester of hordor ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilusmagnus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 He who would pun would pick a pocket. That would be an English idiom. Anyone care to explain what it means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sj4iy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 That would be an English idiom. Anyone care to explain what it means? 4. “HE WHO WOULD PUN WOULD PICK A POCKET." Source: Alexander Pope, 1729 Meaning: If you’re of such low character the best jokes you can come up are throwbacks from the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, there is nothing you won’t stoop to. Example of Modern Usage: You can try to silence Uncle Ron’s miserable jokes next Thanksgiving with this bon mot… but he’ll probably just answer back with, “He who would stun would pee on a socket.” And then swipe your wallet. http://mentalfloss.com/article/49956/10-old-sayings-we-need-bring-back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilusmagnus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 4. “HE WHO WOULD PUN WOULD PICK A POCKET."Source: Alexander Pope, 1729Meaning: If you’re of such low character the best jokes you can come up are throwbacks from the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, there is nothing you won’t stoop to.Example of Modern Usage: You can try to silence Uncle Ron’s miserable jokes next Thanksgiving with this bon mot… but he’ll probably just answer back with, “He who would stun would pee on a socket.” And then swipe your wallet.http://mentalfloss.com/article/49956/10-old-sayings-we-need-bring-backToo much Englishness. Does not compute. Currently raising the Surcouf-VGX-3000 autodefense system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sj4iy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Too much Englishness. Does not compute. Currently raising the Surcouf-VGX-3000 autodefense system. Lol, I'm not even English...I'm American. But I agree with the sentiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilusmagnus Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Brady Bunch Variety Hour was too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sj4iy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Brady Bunch Variety Hour was too much. Can't take credit for it. Was just copying and pasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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