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Add the word "Tormunds Member" into important quotations V.3


Ser Charles of Rosehaven

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I remember reading the first two volumes of this when I first entered the forums and it was epic but died because of a lack of content. Now we got new motivations (TWOIAF, and excerpts) and we should revive this epic thread.


Here are the links to the other two volumes in case you just want a good laugh.


http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/63444-put-the-words-tormunds-member-into-important-quotations/


http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/103609-put-the-words-tormunds-member-into-important-quotations-version-2/



I will start with these that I wrote when I participated there.



"Not to say the wildings mean us harm. Aye, we hacked their gods to apart and made them burn the pieces, but we gave them tormunds member. What´s a god compared to tormunds member? I could do with one myself"



What is death shall never die (...)



Someone move it to Forum Games. I just noticed it was here


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I've not read all the posts in first two threads, so I may be repeating someone:

Petyr: My sweet silly jealous wife, I've only loved one thing, I promise you.
Lysa: Only one? Oh, Petyr, do you swear it? Only one?
Petyr: Only Tormund's member..

“Bran thought about it. 'Can a man still be brave if he sees Tormund's member?'
'That is the only time a man can be brave,' his father told him.”

You don't want to awake Tormund's member, do you?

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"Yet Baelor died, and doubtless Maekar and the realm wondered if one hedge knight was worth the loss of the Prince of Dragonstone and the Hand of the King. (But then, they did not know how high Tormund's member would rise- though that is a different history)


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Tyrion cocked his head sideways. “Did you mean to answer your damned riddle, or only to make my head ache worse?”


Varys smiled. “Here, then. Power resides where men believe it resides. No more and no less.”


“So power is a mummer’s trick?”


“A Tormund's Member on the wall,” Varys murmured, “yet Tormund's Member can kill. And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large Tormund's Member.”



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By night all Tormund's members are black



Jon: I don’t know who my mother was.

Tyrion: Tormund's member, no doubt. Most of them are.


There’s no shame in Tormund's member, my father told me, what matters is how we face it.


Ser Barristan loves his honor, Grand Maester Pycelle loves his office, and Littlefinger loves Tormund's member


Tormund's member resides where men believe it resides. No more and no less.


Tormund's member is not a slave


Tormund's member is a thing of beauty


From Ib to Asshai, when men see Tormund's member, they pray.

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Queen Naerys - the one woman Tormund's member bedded in whom he took no pleasure...



As the city and Tormund's member grew, so did that of the realm...



...it was lawful to chastise Tormund's member, so long as he used a rod no thicker than Tormund's member.



The importance of Tormund's member to the region was never made clearer than when King Harwyn Hoare, the grandfather to Tormunds's member, fought over Tormund's member with the Storm King Arrec.



:smoking:



eta: because Tormund's member got out of control...


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